Pervert Exposes Himself at Lowe's

[Ponytail]

No, but PT is.

Besides, we've got some unfinished business when it comes to his crack and hiney.

Ya know...this is a GOOD reminder of why I shouldn't say some of the things I do, even if some of it is humorous. Ya'll don't forget nuthin'!

 

[Penn]

I think he was in the carry your own tool section

Ah, I see. He was a handyman advertising for his business.

 

[Ponytail]

Ah, I see. He was a handyman advertising for his business.

Teaching kids how to get the wrinkles out?

 

[Wenchy]

But to the KIDS, it probably looked Jurassic, nonetheless, wouldn't you say?

I still think they look quite "Jurassic" regardless of the age.

 

[Penn]

Teaching kids how to get the wrinkles out?

...... ...... Once a week, Lowe's used to put on these "Do - it - yourself" instructional classes, in the paint section, or lumber section, whichever one was appropriate.

Now that''s a hell of a lesson to have to demonstrate to your customers!

 

[Christy]

Ya'll don't forget nuthin'!

Like a steel trap darlin.

 

[Penn]

I still think they look quite "Jurassic" regardless of the age.

You're right. I think that's just nuts!

 

[DoWhat]

I shop at Lowe's, but I'm only 40.
Women ask me questions all the time (and they smack my ass to thank me).
That's why DoWhat started this

 

[RoseRed]

I (and shop at Lowe's, but I'm only 40.
Women ask me questions all the time (and they smack my ass to thank me).
That's why DoWhat started this

I shop at Lowe's, but I'm only 40.
Women ask me questions all the time (and they smack my ass to thank me).
That's why DoWhat started this

:hiccup:

 

[DoWhat]

:hiccup:

That and my neighbors internet connection.

Jazz, please talk to them.

 

[RoseRed]

That and my neighbors internet connection.

Jazz, please talk to them.

Awww...

 

[MMDad]

The real question is how old were the young girls? The exposed man could've provoked?

Are you saying that young girls could provoke a grown man to expose himself? Is that something the watchtower teaches you?

 

[ServiceGuy]

I'll splain...when one is looking for wood, Lowes is the place The ratio of men to women there is better than the supermarket

The ratio on men to woman maybe in your favor, however I ALWAYS that there are plenty of HOT ladys at Lowes

 

[Kain99]

I guess I'm the only one that pictures some anal house frow, spying a farmer from the 7 D Sneaking a nut scratch!

 

[MMDad]

I guess I'm the only one that pictures some anal house frow, spying a farmer from the 7 D Sneaking a nut scratch!

Keep your fantasies to yourself, anal house frau!

 

[BS Gal]

Was he in the hardware section?

 

[Kain99]

Keep your fantasies to yourself, anal house frau!

Are you sure that's how you spell frow?

 

[MMDad]

Are you sure that's how you spell frow?

Yes.

 

[oldman]

...... ...... Once a week, Lowe's used to put on these "Do - it - yourself" instructional classes, in the paint section, or lumber section, whichever one was appropriate.

Now that''s a hell of a lesson to have to demonstrate to your customers!

Different strokes for different folks?

 

[Penn]

Different strokes for different folks?

* * groan * *