PS, you're also thin-skinned with no discernible sense of humor unless it's you doing the teasing.
That's actually not true, though a UN observer might well conclude we were both often thinned skinned with little or no discernible sense of humor about ourselves. On the contrary, we both have wonderful senses of humor, especially about ourselves, and are both rather thick skin in general. Until we started getting after one another.
The problem was that we never learned to play nice with one another and would find, or make, thin spots in one another as well as pushing it well past being funny way too often.
Wigwam. Teepee. We were two tense with one another. Or, more accurately, too intense. No one can ever say we were too aloof towards one another.