Predicament...Please Help

[Wenchy]

I got a parking ticket in Baltimore once (Hmmm anyone else see a trend here?) I WAS illegally parked and they wrote the tag number down wrong. They made an M instead of a W. I looked at it, looked again, just to made sure it was really wrong and threw it in the trash.

I had visions about some little old lady out in Western Maryland somewhere trying to prove she were no where near Baltimore. I felt sorry for this imaginary woman, but what could I do? :shrug:

Dymphna<---true culprit now causing anxiety for a little old lady on the Eastern Shore...(hope you enjoyed the game).

(I know it's her, because my tag number starts with an M)

 

[Wenchy]

"Please call back during normal business hours. Business hours are 8:30-4:30 Monday through Friday."


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The saga will continue tomorrow.

 

[itsbob]

I'll split the ticket wif you, AND mix you a few drinks at the next pajama party. Anyone else want to attend?

Oh..... and sorry about the music. And tell me this.... why does practically ALL the music pumped over the phone lines as you're waiting ALWAYS sounds like music that you'd find in a really bad porn movie?

OK ok.. enough begging.. I'll pay the ticket for the TWO of you.. but what time Saturday can all three of us get together to .. shall we say... close the deal??

 

[Wenchy]

Notbob!!!

OK ok.. enough begging.. I'll pay the ticket for the TWO of you.. but what time Saturday can all three of us get together to .. shall we say... close the deal??

The irony is, I will be in Baltimore this coming up weekend (It really has been 2 years since I've been there). Maybe I can get a "real" parking ticket... (Can they give me a ticket if I am parked in a parking garage)?

 

[BadGirl]

OK ok.. enough begging.. I'll pay the ticket for the TWO of you.. but what time Saturday can all three of us get together to .. shall we say... close the deal??

SMOOCHES, Bob!

 

[itsbob]

I'll split the ticket wif you, AND mix you a few drinks at the next pajama party. Anyone else want to attend?

Oh..... and sorry about the music. And tell me this.... why does practically ALL the music pumped over the phone lines as you're waiting ALWAYS sounds like music that you'd find in a really bad porn movie?

OOOH.. and tell us more about the Porn music.. can we sing along?

Bow chic-a Bow Bow!

 

[BadGirl]

OOOH.. and tell us more about the Porn music.. can we sing along?

Bow chic-a Bow Bow!

Silly Boy. Don't you know anything? Sing-a-long is NOT what you do to porn music.

Chicka-a-licka Boy Boy!

 

[aps45819]

I'd just pay the ticket :shrug: it's not worth the headache. :shrug:

Of course you would. The govt is looking out for your best interests and knows what's good for you

 

[Wenchy]

I'd just pay the ticket :shrug: it's not worth the headache. :shrug:

I'm too darn stubborn for that! After an hour on hold this morning, I finally heard a human voice. I explained the situation, and lo and behold: "We are so sorry Mrs. ######, we see you drive an #####, and this ticket was issued to a Chrysler!" I figure my long-distance charges will be about $12...

Dymphna? Do you drive a Chrysler?!

 

[dems4me]

I'm too darn stubborn for that! After an hour on hold this morning, I finally heard a human voice. I explained the situation, and lo and behold: "We are so sorry Mrs. ######, we see you drive an #####, and this ticket was issued to a Chrysler!" I figure my long-distance charges will be about $12...

Dymphna? Do you drive a Chrysler?!

Glad you got this resolved

 

[Dymphna]

I'm too darn stubborn for that! After an hour on hold this morning, I finally heard a human voice. I explained the situation, and lo and behold: "We are so sorry Mrs. ######, we see you drive an #####, and this ticket was issued to a Chrysler!" I figure my long-distance charges will be about $12...

Dymphna? Do you drive a Chrysler?!

(this was about 10 years ago)

 

[Wenchy]

(this was about 10 years ago)

I would have bought you a darn beer. This adventure cost less than going to a movie alone, and buying the requisite large popcorn (w/ butter of course) and a large non-diet soda. How can you really prove that you didn't do something or were not in a certain place? Frightening actually.

 

[Dymphna]

I would have bought you a darn beer. This adventure cost less than going to a movie alone, and buying the requisite large popcorn (w/ butter of course) and a large non-diet soda. How can you really prove that you didn't do something or were not in a certain place? Frightening actually.

Seriously, If I thought there was anyway to find out what poor schmuck would get a notice of that parking ticket, without calling up and confessing, I would have given them a heads up. But at the time, I figured that it would be pretty simple for them to prove that the tags didn't match the car description.

You know, my roommate at that time got her car stolen and it was abandoned in downtown Baltimore. It got three parking tickets before someone realized that the window was broken and the ignition was busted, so they ran the plates. She had more trouble than you did getting out of those parking tickets.

 

[Wenchy]

Seriously, If I thought there was anyway to find out what poor schmuck would get a notice of that parking ticket, without calling up and confessing, I would have given them a heads up. But at the time, I figured that it would be pretty simple for them to prove that the tags didn't match the car description.

You know, my roommate at that time got her car stolen and it was abandoned in downtown Baltimore. It got three parking tickets before someone realized that the window was broken and the ignition was busted, so they ran the plates. She had more trouble than you did getting out of those parking tickets.

Would I have ever done what you did?

Memories of Philadelphia. I parked (legally) in front of the Art Museum for a weekend. Instead of a ticket, when we walked to my car on Sunday evening, my Honda was sitting on the curb with no friggin tires. I was swiftly taken to the Trailways terminal, and had a lovely bus drive back to college. B/F took care of the damage. Wherever former b/f is now: Thank you!

 

[itsbob]

OK ok.. enough begging.. I'll pay the ticket for the TWO of you.. but what time Saturday can all three of us get together to .. shall we say... close the deal??

OK I give, why did this post get Red Karma SIX months after the deal was closed??

 

[Lenny]

OK I give, why did this post get Red Karma SIX months after the deal was closed??

SOMEONE believes you weren't that good when it came time to close the deal.

 

[morganj614]

OK I give, why did this post get Red Karma SIX months after the deal was closed??

Someone cares enough about itsbob posts to dig it up and then smack you. MAybe they are bored

 

[itsbob]

SOMEONE believes you weren't that good when it came time to close the deal.

If it took them SIX months to figure that out, I must of done SOMETHING right!!

 

[itsbob]

Someone cares enough about itsbob posts to dig it up and then smack you. MAybe they are bored

I know EVERYone loves me.. I NEVER get red karma, so when I do it's a big deal yanno..

 

[bresamil]

I know EVERYone loves me.. I NEVER get red karma, so when I do it's a big deal yanno..

It's really not wise to make statements like that on here, unless you are begging for red squares.