Not that I'm aware of. And I'm sure she would have at least called to say goodbye. Unless the feds finally caught up with her and she had to take it on the lam....CMC122 said:
j/k
Procedure for pulling a tooth
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Think about it this way: you'll only remember the discomfort of the procedure for a week, tops. But 20 years from now you'll still be able toBuddyLee said:First thing tomorrow morning.
with confidence!Really, bad teeth are just horrifying and there's no excuse for it. You don't want to be one of those old guys who make people flinch when they smile, do you?
Bogart
New Member
Buddy, the pain probably means it is infected. They will not work on it until after the infection is gone so pus doesn't... well, you see where this is going. You'll get a regimen of anti-biotics and pain killers. I find the 800 m Ibuprofins do the trick nicely. If they won't give them to you. just go to Target and buy a big bottle. Take enough to equal 800. Then, they will zap you full of novacane and use these things they call 'spoons' but I call Mr. Pointy and Mr. Ouchy to pop the sucker out. P.S. you will be immune to novacane so this part will hurt like a mother ####er. Then you don't even get to keep 'stumpy' because it's toxic waste. Enjoy!
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Kizzy
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BuddyLee said:I'm going for the Austin Powers looks, yea baby!
Did I mention I'd rather have a baby than a tooth ache.
It will work out.
RodRugg
Active Member
These are the procedures I remember. Some of them work better than others and some you should NOT try at all.
1. Pliers, needlenose or regular. Have a grown-up (but NOT an uncle) grab the tooth with the pliers and wiggle it til it comes out. This is pretty easy and does not hurt UNLESS somebody grabs the tooth way too hard and crushes it before it releases.
2. String. Tie some string around the tooth and wiggle it around til it comes out. You can wiggle it yourself or let somebody else do it (not an uncle). Also you can tie the string to a doorknob and slam the door or tie it to a brick and throw it as far as you can or to an arrow and shoot it as far as you can (away from houses because that arrow really will go far when that tooth releases). Do NOT tie it to an animal. Animals can be unpredictable and WILL NOT stop when you want them to.
3. Hammer and flathead screwdriver. Put the tip of the screwdriver at the bottom of the tooth (ABOVE THE GUMS) and hit the end of the screwdriver with a hammer. Do NOT use a phillips screwdriver to do this! You will regret it! Also do NOT do this with front teeth because the screwdriver will keep going when that tooth releases.
4. Fist. Punches to the mouth can release teeth, but this is NOT recommended. Punches are unpredictable and cannot focus on specific teeth. This should be used by accident only.
These are the ones I remember. Also I remember a lot of blood is involved. For kids, tooth faries are good to make them believe that tooth has to come out.
1. Pliers, needlenose or regular. Have a grown-up (but NOT an uncle) grab the tooth with the pliers and wiggle it til it comes out. This is pretty easy and does not hurt UNLESS somebody grabs the tooth way too hard and crushes it before it releases.
2. String. Tie some string around the tooth and wiggle it around til it comes out. You can wiggle it yourself or let somebody else do it (not an uncle). Also you can tie the string to a doorknob and slam the door or tie it to a brick and throw it as far as you can or to an arrow and shoot it as far as you can (away from houses because that arrow really will go far when that tooth releases). Do NOT tie it to an animal. Animals can be unpredictable and WILL NOT stop when you want them to.
3. Hammer and flathead screwdriver. Put the tip of the screwdriver at the bottom of the tooth (ABOVE THE GUMS) and hit the end of the screwdriver with a hammer. Do NOT use a phillips screwdriver to do this! You will regret it! Also do NOT do this with front teeth because the screwdriver will keep going when that tooth releases.
4. Fist. Punches to the mouth can release teeth, but this is NOT recommended. Punches are unpredictable and cannot focus on specific teeth. This should be used by accident only.
These are the ones I remember. Also I remember a lot of blood is involved. For kids, tooth faries are good to make them believe that tooth has to come out.
BuddyLee
Football addict
Well it's out and the left side of my face feels like a puddle slowly dripping off the right side of my face. The whole time I was in there I was thinking of the stand up Bill Cosby Himself when he was talking about going to the dentist. They put a bullet proof vest on me first and said "You'll be fine."
RodRugg
Active Member
Wow! That was fast and now your tooth is history! I totally forgot about the bullet method.
5. Gun, bullet, ear plugs. This is a tricky procedure and must be followed exactly. Also it is NOT recommended. This procedure is for side teeth ONLY! Do NOT use it for front teeth or back teeth. Use a small caliber gun, like a .22 or a .25 but NOT a shotgun. Put the barrel BEHIND the tooth and fire the tooth right out of the mouth. Use the ear plugs because it is loud. Also, do NOT do this on children because that tooth will be completely smashed and will not be around for the tooth fairy OR give them the money first (say it is from the tooth fairy) and that that bullet will carry that tooth all the way to the tooth fairy.
5. Gun, bullet, ear plugs. This is a tricky procedure and must be followed exactly. Also it is NOT recommended. This procedure is for side teeth ONLY! Do NOT use it for front teeth or back teeth. Use a small caliber gun, like a .22 or a .25 but NOT a shotgun. Put the barrel BEHIND the tooth and fire the tooth right out of the mouth. Use the ear plugs because it is loud. Also, do NOT do this on children because that tooth will be completely smashed and will not be around for the tooth fairy OR give them the money first (say it is from the tooth fairy) and that that bullet will carry that tooth all the way to the tooth fairy.
BuddyLee said:
See? Now how hard was that?And did you promise to floss daily and get annual cleanings???
