LOL. Reminds me of the sign one of the inhabitants of our gummint office cubicle farm put on the outside of his cubbie wall after we held a rather contentiously debated vote on whether our office space would be smoke-free or not. The smokers won...barely. He put up a big sign that said, simply: "Thank You For Holding Your Breath While I Smoke"...
Mom had a 4 door, same paint scheme.