Question about men and balloons

Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
migtig said:
You mean looners. It runs the gambit as to why somebody may like balloons in that manner. However if the guys are single I'd say "substitution" for the real thing.

Do a google search away from a work computer on "looners" and "balloon buddies".
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WTF????????

Some looner fantasies:


"The strongest, most pervasive fantasy I have is to be in the company of a woman who is completely nonchalant and unperturbed while blowing up, playing with, and popping balloons. A woman who has the ability to handle balloons without fear is awesome and devastatingly sexy." -Dan

"I like the image of a rough and tough man, idly and gently playing with a large, tightly inflated balloon, bouncing it gently around and roughly scraping his hands across it to make it squeal. I like to imagine him wrapping his rough hairy hands around it, distorting it out of shape and bursting it with sheer muscular force as if to prove his masculinity." -Buster Steve
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:lol:


No wonder Al queda fears us. :lol:
 
SamSpade

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
betty99 said:
I like that song...

I vote for Crimson and Clover, and Bye Bye Miss American Pie as two of the worst.
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Hell No. Those two are classics. I'd put the McLean song as one of the best songs ever.

But what amazes me about Tommy James and the Shondells? He not only had kick-ass great songs, but the remakes of "I Think We're Alone Now" and "Mony, Mony" all made number one the same year, back to back. "Crimson and Clover" made the top ten for Joan Jett.

Tommy James rocks.
 
TurboK9

TurboK9

New Member
With a purposeful grimace and a terrrible sound,
He pulls the spinning high tension wires down...
dah-na-na-nah
Helpless people on subway trains
scream to god as he looks in on them...
dah-na-na-nah
Oh no, the say he's got to go
go go ________.

:lmao:

Or...

Somewhere in a hotel room there's a guy just starting to realize that eternal fate has turned it's back on him. It's 2 AM.
 
Dye Tied

Dye Tied

Garden Variety Gnome
This is about balloons, people! :smack:

And the 99 red balloons song is the worst song,...not just the lyrics but the melody and voice. :barf:
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Sorry, people. Here are the Top 10 Cringe-o-meter Spikers:

1. Mandy
2. Wildfire
3. Beth
4. Baby I'ma Want You
5. All Out of Love
6. I've Never Been To Me
7. Shadow Dancing
8. Playground in My Mind
9. Muskrat Love
10. Seasons in the Sun


With The Night Chicago Died and Billy Don't Be A Hero being a replacement for any two of the above.
 
TurboK9

TurboK9

New Member
vraiblonde said:
Sorry, people. Here are the Top 10 Cringe-o-meter Spikers:

1. Mandy
2. Wildfire
3. Beth
4. Baby I'ma Want You
5. All Out of Love
6. I've Never Been To Me
7. Shadow Dancing
8. Playground in My Mind
9. Muskrat Love
10. Seasons in the Sun


With The Night Chicago Died and Billy Don't Be A Hero being a replacement for any two of the above.
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Muskrat Love? C'mon, whatsamatta for you? That's classic muppets all the way. Geeze some people have no taste in good entertainment! Right there with 'For What It's Worth'!!

:killingme
 
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retiredweaxman

Guest
vraiblonde said:
Sorry, people. Here are the Top 10 Cringe-o-meter Spikers:

1. Mandy
2. Wildfire
3. Beth
4. Baby I'ma Want You
5. All Out of Love
6. I've Never Been To Me
7. Shadow Dancing
8. Playground in My Mind
9. Muskrat Love
10. Seasons in the Sun


With The Night Chicago Died and Billy Don't Be A Hero being a replacement for any two of the above.
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What, no "Kung Fu Fighting?"
 
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