Random Humor
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RareBreed
Throwing the deuces
My mom watches that show and acts like Whoopie and Joy speak "God's truth".
The V-22 Osprey was my first program I worked!
They’ve been trying to build that thing for a half century, you could have retired before it ever flew.
Has his mother's nose.
My filter lived in the back seat. I had to show it to the popo a couple of times.
Since I'm stupid, is she the one typing she's not in a good place right now?
NextJen
Raisin cane
That’s how I took it. I guess it could be reversed now that I think about it.
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young man realized that he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"Spot," called out the young woman's mother to the family dog lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.
"Spot," she cried out sharply.
"I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. "One more and I'll be fine." So he let loose a really big one.
"Spot," shrieked the mother, "get over here before he shits on you!"
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young man realized that he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"Spot," called out the young woman's mother to the family dog lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.
"Spot," she cried out sharply.
"I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. "One more and I'll be fine." So he let loose a really big one.
"Spot," shrieked the mother, "get over here before he shits on you!"
Tech
Well-Known Member
Dogs In Heaven Flee In Terror As Bob Barker Arrives
HEAVEN — All of the dogs living in Heaven fled in horror today upon the arrival of notorious neutering advocate Bob Barker.
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gemma_rae
Well-Known Member
Jen, Next time you're in the "Dorf", look for the house with this sign on it.
It's my house, and it means it's a safe Haven for white people and cats.
