But only white cats right?Jen, Next time you're in the "Dorf", look for the house with this sign on it.
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It's my house, and it means it's a safe Haven for white people and cats.
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gemma_rae
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No, there's a black cat there too, ya just can't see him because he's camouflaged.
Flat Broke has a similar one for sale.
gemma_rae
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When a King and an Itimidator go to a drivers meeting and see Bubba Wallace, then ask "Who's the new janitor?".
GopherM
Darwin was right
When the pastor finished his sermon he asked if anyone would like to step forward to testify and give thanks to the Lord.
A young woman stood and walked to the altar and said that a while back her husband had been in a terrible accident on his bicycle and had severely damaged his scrotum. She said that once in the emergency room the doctors told the couple that they could repair his scrotum with a lengthy surgery and would have to wire things back together. She reported that the surgery was lengthy and complex but once all the wire was removed her husband's scrotum was as good as new and you could hardly see where the surgery had been done. She just wanted to thank the marvelous doctors for what they had accomplished and thank the Lord for guiding their hands in their healing tasks.
The congregation was taken aback by this frank description of her husband's injuries but praised the woman for her story of thanks.
The pastor timidly asked if there was anyone else that might want to testify. To his amazement, the young woman’s husband stood and walked to the front of the congregation. The pastor was a bit concerned as to where this testimony might lead but told the young man to go ahead.
The gent said that he also wanted to give his thanks to the doctors and the Lord for their healing hands that led to his full recovery. He also wanted the congregation and especially his wife know that the injury was to his sternum and not his scrotum.
A young woman stood and walked to the altar and said that a while back her husband had been in a terrible accident on his bicycle and had severely damaged his scrotum. She said that once in the emergency room the doctors told the couple that they could repair his scrotum with a lengthy surgery and would have to wire things back together. She reported that the surgery was lengthy and complex but once all the wire was removed her husband's scrotum was as good as new and you could hardly see where the surgery had been done. She just wanted to thank the marvelous doctors for what they had accomplished and thank the Lord for guiding their hands in their healing tasks.
The congregation was taken aback by this frank description of her husband's injuries but praised the woman for her story of thanks.
The pastor timidly asked if there was anyone else that might want to testify. To his amazement, the young woman’s husband stood and walked to the front of the congregation. The pastor was a bit concerned as to where this testimony might lead but told the young man to go ahead.
The gent said that he also wanted to give his thanks to the doctors and the Lord for their healing hands that led to his full recovery. He also wanted the congregation and especially his wife know that the injury was to his sternum and not his scrotum.