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Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican
U.S. — According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.
"We aren't sure why the Latinx, who are as special and unique as a breakfast taco — or maybe a toasted cheddar chalupa — are leaving the Democrats," said Dr. Jill Biden while performing routine spinal surgery on one of her patients. "Don't they know how much we Democrats care about their vote? Perhaps we need more abortions and drag queen story hours."
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U.S. — According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.
"We aren't sure why the Latinx, who are as special and unique as a breakfast taco — or maybe a toasted cheddar chalupa — are leaving the Democrats," said Dr. Jill Biden while performing routine spinal surgery on one of her patients. "Don't they know how much we Democrats care about their vote? Perhaps we need more abortions and drag queen story hours."
Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican
U.S. — According to recent polling data, the Americans described by Jill Biden as "breakfast tacos" are inexplicably switching to the Republican Party in record numbers.
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PeoplesElbow
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Sounds like a dollar store action figure .
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
Wait. How did we get onto incontinence?No, the leaker .
WingsOfGold
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I like both kinds
WingsOfGold
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Bet your assNo, the leaker .
Hunter Biden said it best:
“F–k my stepmother for always being as much of a selfish silly entitled c–t as you.”
"...the drunkest I’ve ever been is still smarter than you could ever even comprehend..."
“F–k my stepmother for always being as much of a selfish silly entitled c–t as you.”
"...the drunkest I’ve ever been is still smarter than you could ever even comprehend..."
I have the same feelings about my Italian relatives. However, the past few years, looks like they are receding from supporting the Democratic party.
Actually, my Mrs. prefers breakfast burritos.
PJay
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All of that .. I like waffles too and Aunt Jemima syrup instead of honey. Agree on thin pancakes...like mine with crispy edges
Now I want breakfast...
SamSpade
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Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam.
...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Hijinx
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Remember when Spam was cheap? Nothing cheap about Spam any more, but I do like it once in a while.
Probably scrapple is the cheapest breakfast meat today and if it aint Rapa it aint Scrapple .
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Biden Vows To Help All Minorities Whether They Are 'Black, Yellow, Or Taco'
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching address to the American people this week, Biden acknowledged that many minorities are struggling in this economy, and vowed to work hard to help them, whether they are "black, yellow, or taco."
"I vow to work even harder to help all minorities, whether you're black, yellow, or taco," said Biden as he deviated slightly from the teleprompter. "All the colors, folks, all of 'em. Even the weird ones. Even the tacos without sour cream, which are too dry and spicy. Even the raisin pudding when you leave it in the sun. Not as good that way. Come on, man! You minorities need to know the president's got your back, and if you don't have my back, then you ain't black, yellow, or taco! Durvmuvfflin!"
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching address to the American people this week, Biden acknowledged that many minorities are struggling in this economy, and vowed to work hard to help them, whether they are "black, yellow, or taco."
"I vow to work even harder to help all minorities, whether you're black, yellow, or taco," said Biden as he deviated slightly from the teleprompter. "All the colors, folks, all of 'em. Even the weird ones. Even the tacos without sour cream, which are too dry and spicy. Even the raisin pudding when you leave it in the sun. Not as good that way. Come on, man! You minorities need to know the president's got your back, and if you don't have my back, then you ain't black, yellow, or taco! Durvmuvfflin!"
Biden Vows To Help All Minorities Whether They Are 'Black, Yellow, Or Taco'
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching address to the American people this week, Biden acknowledged that many minorities are struggling in this economy, and vowed to work hard to help them, whether they are "black, yellow, or taco."
babylonbee.com
Greensboro has Rapas beat hands down!