Ron Jeremy in Critical Condition

[Misfit]

Ron Jeremy Hospitalized -- In Critical Condition -- Heart Aneurysm | TMZ.com


Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ... TMZ has learned.

Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star ... and discovered the aneurysm.

 

[Hank]

 

[mAlice]

I read the title, then looked to see if it was in the jokes section. I really don't care if he's in critical condition. He probably has the worst case of herpes on earth.

 

[thurley42]

I read the title, then looked to see if it was in the jokes section. I really don't care if he's in critical condition. He probably has the worst case of herpes on earth.

He's a damn American Legend! Since they have to get tested regularly to be able to do movies, I'll assume he's a clean American Legend!

 

[Tilted]

I was tempted to make a joke, but I wouldn't touch this subject with a ten foot pole.

 

[ICit]

Wonder what nurse gets to place a UA catheter


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..... :doubleglove:

 

[ICit]

I was tempted to make a joke, but I wouldn't touch this subject with a ten foot pole.

 

[vraiblonde]

Too much blood going to the little head.














Is it too soon to joke?

 

[Larry Gude]

Wait. Are we saying Ron is suffering from...a stroke?

 

[vraiblonde]

Wait. Are we saying Ron is suffering from...a stroke?

Damn you!!! I should have posted that!!!!

 

[sockgirl77]

They need to put his penis in a jar next to Einsteins brain if he doesn't make it.

 

[bcp]

Hope he gets better but to be honest he has spent his entire adult life being a big Dick to women.

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

Hope he gets better but to be honest he has spent his entire adult life being a big Dick to women.

Yeah, hope he gets better also.
But I wouldn't be surprised to read an article like this in the next couple of days:

"After strict doctor's orders for complete rest and no strenuous activity, Ron Jeremy suffered a setback today when his nurse attempted to give him a sponge bath..."

 

[Merlin99]

He's a damn American Legend! Since they have to get tested regularly to be able to do movies, I'll assume he's a clean American Legend!

He's proof that even homely fat guys can shoot for the dream.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

It specifically states on the bottle "Erections lasting longer than 4 hours, go to the ER"

 

[vraiblonde]

He's proof that even homely fat guys can shoot for the dream.

Ron Jeremy was smoking hot back in his day. Give him a haircut and drop about 100 lbs....

 

[MMM_donuts]

He came to my school when I was in college a few years ago. He was the other half of a debate with the Christian club on whether porn is healthy and should be legal.

He was actually very well spoken and the debate was surprisingly well mannered and respectful.

 

[vraiblonde]

He came to my school when I was in college a few years ago. He was the other half of a debate with the Christian club on whether porn is healthy and should be legal.

He was actually very well spoken and the debate was surprisingly well mannered and respectful.

He was a teacher, of all things, before he went into the skin trades.

 

[Merlin99]

Ron Jeremy was smoking hot back in his day. Give him a haircut and drop about 100 lbs....

But he was still making movies when he started looking like Rosie O'Donnell

 

[vraiblonde]

But he was still making movies when he started looking like Rosie O'Donnell

That is what made him a hero to every middle-aged man in America.