nachomama
All Up In Your Grill
Well, will ya at least PM me a pic? :shrug:
Why do people do this?
You know, eHarmony is free to look. Says so on their commercials.
Are you tired of those quiet Friday nights? Those Saturday nights watching old late night movies and eating cold Ramen noodles lost it's appeal? [Here's] an option. Drop me a line and we can talk about fixing that litle problem.
Me: Single; Never married, no children but love 'em; hope to have kids some day. Looking for someone who is just as content with curling up on the couch to watch DVD's but who can convince me that going out is still okay too.
Not to objectify women, but I'm hoping to find the one I can quote Travis Tritt with; "I don't care how much they stare; she's goin' home with me."
Please post a full length photo of yourself with height/weight/age. If we find you acceptable, we'll boot ya' up with some green karma.
And make sure it has the date on the bottom.
And that it's taken in front of the security office of the base. Or the Touchdown Jesus statue. That way we know it's authentic.
Better yet, hold up today's paper in the picture
CALM DOWN!
Not posted anywhere within these forums. I'll PM a pic [sans newspaper] to anyone who wants to see it.Where's your picture posted?
Not posted anywhere within these forums. I'll PM a pic [sans newspaper] to anyone who wants to see it.
I'll also say this [once]; for all of you that think I would or will send you an obscene picture, all I can tell you is, don't do that crap.
Words being [just that] you can all take them at face value within the context in which they were intended or you can ignore them.
For those of you who have some snide comment, keep them to yourself. You're wasting [my] time and everyone else's who has to filter through your belligerent ramblings to get to the people with substance who have something [substantial] to say.
Now.....can we carry on an [intelligent] conversation please?
Not posted anywhere within these forums. I'll PM a pic [sans newspaper] to anyone who wants to see it.
I'll also say this [once]; for all of you that think I would or will send you an obscene picture, all I can tell you is, don't do that crap.
Words being [just that] you can all take them at face value within the context in which they were intended or you can ignore them.
For those of you who have some snide comment, keep them to yourself. You're wasting [my] time and everyone else's who has to filter through your belligerent ramblings to get to the people with substance who have something [substantial] to say.
Now.....can we carry on an [intelligent] conversation please?
[Why] [all] [the] [brackets] [?]
Not posted anywhere within these forums. I'll PM a pic [sans newspaper] to anyone who wants to see it.
I'll also say this [once]; for all of you that think I would or will send you an obscene picture, all I can tell you is, don't do that crap.
Words being [just that] you can all take them at face value within the context in which they were intended or you can ignore them.
For those of you who have some snide comment, keep them to yourself. You're wasting [my] time and everyone else's who has to filter through your belligerent ramblings to get to the people with substance who have something [substantial] to say.
Now.....can we carry on an [intelligent] conversation please?
I'm not allowed to look at your picture anymore...you get too mad. I'm afraid I'm going to unleash the incredible hulk or something.