Sad Commercials

stgislander

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we dont need commercials with gay couples, with purple hair selling laundry bleach....and a Hallmark christmas commercial where two gay men are sucking face on the back porch... their kids are currier and ives too....
I think that's Lifetime. I think that's still a bridge too far for Hallmark. They've only just gone interracial.
 

SamSpade

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I remember a Pedigree commercial that used to get me - it was speaking in the dog's voice, saying he knew how to play, and fetch and do all those things - and you'd see all these happy dogs in cages and crates, unaware that their life is miserable - and then it would say "but I know I am a good dog - what I want to know is - how did I end up here?".

My wife would always tell me to turn it off. It was too much for her.

I always mention I don't want to watch another dog movie - I've never seen one where the dog DOESN'T die.
 

Sneakers

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The feminine spray commercials. The one in particular where they show a crotch shot of a bikini of a probably-not legal age teen. "Oh you're an evil person to look at a woman's body, and you know how uncomfortable you make everyone by diverting your eyes away from a woman's body, so we'll eliminate all that by just showing you a crotch and demonstrating to you where and how this product needs to be used."
 

PeoplesElbow

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The feminine spray commercials. The one in particular where they show a crotch shot of a bikini of a probably-not legal age teen. "Oh you're an evil person to look at a woman's body, and you know how uncomfortable you make everyone by diverting your eyes away from a woman's body, so we'll eliminate all that by just showing you a crotch and demonstrating to you where and how this product needs to be used."
Mom, can I ask you a personal question....
 

mitzi

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I remember a Pedigree commercial that used to get me - it was speaking in the dog's voice, saying he knew how to play, and fetch and do all those things - and you'd see all these happy dogs in cages and crates, unaware that their life is miserable - and then it would say "but I know I am a good dog - what I want to know is - how did I end up here?".

My wife would always tell me to turn it off. It was too much for her.

I always mention I don't want to watch another dog movie - I've never seen one where the dog DOESN'T die.

That one got to me too.
 

NextJen

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It doesn't make me cry, but Life Alert commercials got a lot more believable and authentic when they did the one where they panned through a darkened house - while in the meantime, you heard a faint, wavering voice crying for help. Then they ended up showing an elderly lady laying at the bottom of the steps with a laundry basket.
 

Kyle

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The commercial that always made me sad was the Bud Lite Rocket Sleigh commercial.
 

luvmygdaughters

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It doesn't make me cry, but Life Alert commercials got a lot more believable and authentic when they did the one where they panned through a darkened house - while in the meantime, you heard a faint, wavering voice crying for help. Then they ended up showing an elderly lady laying at the bottom of the steps with a laundry basket.
My youngest granddaughter, I think she was about 5 or 6 at the time, saw that commercial and started crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said, "Nanny, you have to go down the stairs to wash your clothes, I dont want that to happen to you". Made me :bawl:
 

vraiblonde

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I remember a Pedigree commercial that used to get me - it was speaking in the dog's voice, saying he knew how to play, and fetch and do all those things - and you'd see all these happy dogs in cages and crates, unaware that their life is miserable - and then it would say "but I know I am a good dog - what I want to know is - how did I end up here?".

I don't like those commercials because they make me want to go get all the animals out of the shelter, then punch the people who abandoned them. What I do instead is grab up Apollo and moosh on him and tell him what a good boy he is.

I guess it's just that I know there is bad in this world and plenty of sorrow. I don't need to be reminded of that when I'm watching TV to escape it.

Also the charity commercials. Alec at Shriner's got me for a grand two years ago because he was so appealing. I give to Fisher House every year and that has to be it. I'd like to give to all of them but then someone would have to give to me so I could feed and shelter myself.
 
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