Serious Question - what does it take to get a date?

[DaSDGuy]

I read somewhere on the Internet that the Russian bride catalog has a close-outs and clearance section

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[Ken King]

But wait, there's more. Buy now and get a second half price. Free shipping.

Ahhh, a BOGOHO.