MysticalMom
Witchy Woman
You already have one siggy that was a post TO me.
I know.
I love my sockgirl siggys. 
Sex and kids...
- Thread starter Larry Gude
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D1VA
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sockgirl77
Well-Known Member
spit out my drink
so wrong but so funny
Or she used a turkey baster? There are only so many ways that she got preggers without his assistance or that he can have kids without having sex.
Hey - I didn't have sex when I got pregnant!!
He got to have some enjoyment out of it - but I was knocked out with anesthesia when his sperm met my egg!! But I did get to see my embryo get transferred! Oh - and I had a room full of people, too! LOLGotta love modern science!!
Queenofdenile1
Love is Blind
I was older (over 18) but looking back and with whom I had the experience, I wish I would have still waited. However, don't know if my life would have taken a different path had I waited. I think it's better for kids to wait. When they are out of H.S., can be responsible and be adult about it all and have some sort of goal in life besides the next time they are gonna get laid. Honestly, there really isn't any need to hurry.
LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
...I'm just saying...
it's so scary having a teen boy now. Worrying if you'll get that knock on the door or that telephone call requesting to come over and talk by some girls's mom or dad.
LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
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LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
Hey - I didn't have sex when I got pregnant!!
Gotta love modern science!!
Y'all are just so kinky.
LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
I think sperm and eggs (not spam and eggs) should be developed after the age of 21. That stuff is bad before then.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Want...
...scary? Get a teen daughter or two. With him, you gotta worry about one wee wee. With girls, you gotta worry about all of them.
it's so scary having a teen boy now. Worrying if you'll get that knock on the door or that telephone call requesting to come over and talk by some girls's mom or dad.
...scary? Get a teen daughter or two. With him, you gotta worry about one wee wee. With girls, you gotta worry about all of them.
LexiGirl75
100% Goapele Head!
...scary? Get a teen daughter or two. With him, you gotta worry about one wee wee. With girls, you gotta worry about all of them.
Aside from the fact that women can take the pill or get the shot to prevent unplanned pregnancies, I'd rather have a pregnant daughter than a son who has some girl pregnant. I think with unplanned pregnancies when the parents romantic-ship ends the female has the worse wrath.
Case and point during the birth of my oldest son I had both his dad and his dad's mom put out of my hospital room because she wanted to threaten me that they would change his birth certificate to make him a III with the same ugly name as his dad. Things went downhill after that and stayed that way for a long time between me and Nana.
I was such a sweet girl before joining that family. Most of my evil ways were carried out as his baby mama. It took him 13yrs to have more children because he was afraid of my threat that if he ever had more children he would never see his son again.
When his ex-girlfriend got pregnant with twins I didn't learn from him but my son and my son said to not tell him he told me because they had the talk about what would happen if I found out. As if I wouldn't snag every chance I got to get a break from that teenager. 
I have put that man through a lot. I have heard of men being put through worse. I would hate for my sons to have to deal with someone who is like I was or worse. Underage child support would have to come from me. It's just scary. My brother who is 18y/o has 3 children and one more on the way. He's been put through A LOT by baby mama #2. My cousin is about to have a baby with a chicken head that none of us in the family likes because she is rude and disrespectful. My oldest brother has two sons/baby mama's and its only because they are in my age group that they have some sense so he doesn't have problems except what he causes himself.
So, the men in our family don't quite have a history of picking the best of women to procreate with. Women either. With those odds I just can't deal with all of it. Mama's getting too old and her patience is not the same. I just have to pray for my son and preach to him hoping he'll heed. Otherwise I will be force to drink.
So, what is it you were saying again?
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
I'm sorry...
...for laughing, but that's funny! I'm picturing you, trying recover and some old bat is raising hell about a damn name, YOUR sons name!!!
...for laughing, but that's funny! I'm picturing you, trying recover and some old bat is raising hell about a damn name, YOUR sons name!!!
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Ok...
...but no sympathy; he's put HIMSELF through alot. That's just absurd being 18 and having three children! He's a child himself. Why didn't you kick his azz for him after #1?
...but no sympathy; he's put HIMSELF through alot. That's just absurd being 18 and having three children! He's a child himself. Why didn't you kick his azz for him after #1?
Larry Gude
Strung Out
I said...
..my step son is a gem. Good man. His sister and my two want to kill me. Actually, the boy and the youngest girl are gems. The middle two are azzhats. Or were. They're growing up. I think. The day is young however and my oldest hasn't caused me to clutch my chest lately. She's over due.
So, what is it you were saying again?
..my step son is a gem. Good man. His sister and my two want to kill me. Actually, the boy and the youngest girl are gems. The middle two are azzhats. Or were. They're growing up. I think. The day is young however and my oldest hasn't caused me to clutch my chest lately. She's over due.