I have 2 jobs. Why is that insane?
Legal jobs?
I've just pictured you as dirt.
Some dirty chick in a trailer park that has about 3 packs of used condoms on the floor, 2 cases of beer, 3 porta cribs with every color of baby imaginable, with chips and maybe some guacamole on yer face or something.... On state assistance, and probably meth.... Just a general dirtbag.
Its always so disturbing to think about...