Size....

[camily]

I would hope he was cremated, if they could find facilities to handle his fat azz. What a shame.

Yes!!! Now I remember, he was cremated! They gave his inbred wife the box and it could not possibly be all of him. It was shoe box sized, same as my dads and he was small. I think it was only his head in the box.

 

[camily]

So does your bed, but it doesn't take the steps too good.

My bed has no wheels, it's on those bed riser things so I feel like a princess at night.

 

[rack'm]

My bed has no wheels, it's on those bed riser things so I feel like a princess at night.

Does it also have a ladder at the foot of the bed so you can get in?

 

[camily]

Does it also have a ladder at the foot of the bed so you can get in?

 

[rack'm]

Just a slide huh?

 

[camily]

Just a slide huh?

Yeah, so you can slide right in.....

 

[rack'm]

Yeah, so you can slide right in.....

We are still talking about the bed, right??

 

[camily]

We are still talking about the bed, right??

Um, yeah.

 

[aps45819]

My bed has no wheels, it's on those bed riser things so I feel like a princess at night.

I had one of those bed risers this morning when I woke up.

 

[camily]

I had one of those bed risers this morning when I woke up.

Doesn't that happen every morning for men? My husband says that is real leverage because his heels come of the floor when he pee pee's in the morning with one.

 

[Dougstermd]

Doesn't that happen every morning for men? My husband says that is real leverage because his heels come of the floor when he pee pee's in the morning with one.

Thats about all you can do with it at that point.

 

[camily]

Thats about all you can do with it at that point.

Are you kidding me? That's his favorite time.

 

[Dougstermd]

Are you kidding me? That's his favorite time.

sorry I can't get mines when I have too wee wee

 

[aps45819]

As long as you keep any pressure of your lower abdomen it's ALLLLLLL good.

 

[Tigerlily]

sorry I can't get mines when I have too wee wee

Thats why you wee before you wiggle.

 

[camily]

sorry I can't get mines when I have too wee wee

Let me clarify, he just likes it in the morning.

 

[aps45819]

I'd much rather wake up to a BJ than alarm clock

 

[Dougstermd]

I'd much rather wake up to a BJ tha an alarm clock

PM Slotted he could help a brotha out

 

[aps45819]

ass:

 

[Dougstermd]

ass:

did you just give me red?