Slingshots used on Tiger??

edinsomd

New Member
Sorry for the tiger, but somehow this reminds me of the punchline from a bad joke:
"Hey, waiter, these Rocky Mountain oysters are much smaller than the ones you served me the other day! How come?"
"You see Senor, some days, the bull, he wins...."
Ed:killingme
 

forestal

I'm the Boss of Me
Even a severely provoked tiger should not physically be able to leap out of its enclosure.

case closed.

I have to disagree with you. The problem here was not the height of the fence. If it were the tiger would have escaped long before now. The difference in this case was a couple of drunk a-holes who provoked the tiger with a slingshot. Apparentlym there was never a danger of the tiger getting out and attacking John Q. Public as we now know she could have anytime she set her mind to doing so.

This seems like a clear-cut case of self-defense... oh yeah... they don't have that in CA.
 

forestal

I'm the Boss of Me
I guess the inspectors will have to be held accountable. It's obvious the fence was too low.

oops!
The Associated Press: Zoo Director Says Tiger Wall Was Low

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — The director of the zoo where a teenager was killed by an escaped tiger acknowledged Thursday that the wall around the animal's pen was just 12 1/2 feet high — well below the height recommended by the accrediting agency for the nation's zoos.
The enclosure passed inspections for decades as being within the regulations of the law.
 

basher

LEET
from the article....."Meanwhile, an unidentified couple was allowed to hold their wedding at the zoo last night under tight security. Guests had to clear special checkpoints."


who gets married at a zoo? :shrug: just curious...
 

edinsomd

New Member
Even a severely provoked tiger should not physically be able to leap out of its enclosure.

case closed.

Actually, the public should not be in a position to be able provoke the tiger in the first place; I'll bet this changes very soon. Having apparently done so, however, at least one of these idiots has removed himself from the gene pool and is well deserving of a Darwin Award.
Ed
 

edinsomd

New Member
from the article....."Meanwhile, an unidentified couple was allowed to hold their wedding at the zoo last night under tight security. Guests had to clear special checkpoints."


who gets married at a zoo? :shrug: just curious...

Well, it IS San Francisco, after all. I'll leave it at that.
Ed
 

bcp

In My Opinion
I thought this was going to be about someone cheating at golf.

but instead I see its a happy story about a-holes with a slingshot that thought it funny to further torment a caged animal getting what they deserve.

Darwin was certainly right about that survival thing.
 

unixpirate

Pitty Party
Even a severely provoked tiger should not physically be able to leap out of its enclosure.

case closed.

If he wasn't taunted, he wouldn't of jumped out to "DEFEND" himself from getting pelted with rocks.

Hey I got an idea! Why don't you come over and stand below my 6' fence and let me use my wrist rocket and pelt you with stones as you try to get to me cause your PISSED and it HURTS. :smack: Azzhole!


CASE CLOSED!
 

godsbutterfly

Free to Fly
Even a severely provoked tiger should not physically be able to leap out of its enclosure.

case closed.

Even animals get an adrenaline rush when angered. True - the wall was high enough to pass inspection for years, but evidently nobody had ever enraged the tiger before and his physical abilities were underestimated. The whole story is horrible and no, the two surviving brothers will probably never admit they were tormenting that tiger with slingshots. As for the boy who was killed - we will never know for sure if he did any provoking or not.
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
For those of us that lived there...

Someone told me
Its all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it,
I do believe its true.

Its a light and tumble journey
From the east side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

But you can take the crosstown bus
If its raining or its cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.

Somethin tells me
Its all happening at the zoo.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
Theyre dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! you gotta come and see
At the zoo.
 

unixpirate

Pitty Party
Someone told me
Its all happening at the zoo.

I do believe it,
I do believe its true.

Its a light and tumble journey
From the east side to the park;
Just a fine and fancy ramble
To the zoo.

But you can take the crosstown bus
If its raining or its cold,
And the animals will love it
If you do.

Somethin tells me
Its all happening at the zoo.

The monkeys stand for honesty,
Giraffes are insincere,
And the elephants are kindly but
Theyre dumb.
Orangutans are skeptical
Of changes in their cages,
And the zookeeper is very fond of rum.

Zebras are reactionaries,
Antelopes are missionaries,
Pigeons plot in secrecy,
And hamsters turn on frequently.
What a gas! you gotta come and see
At the zoo.


:love:
 
B

Bruzilla

Guest
Even a severely provoked tiger should not physically be able to leap out of its enclosure.

case closed.

You know... I've been saying the same thing about murderers and rapists for decades, but some how they are always able to get released from their enclosures and kill and maim. Maybe if we could shoot them down like that tiger was shot down...
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Or...

You know... I've been saying the same thing about murderers and rapists for decades, but some how they are always able to get released from their enclosures and kill and maim. Maybe if we could shoot them down like that tiger was shot down...

...maybe build cages with higher walls so they can NEVER get out and hurt innocents again?
 

unixpirate

Pitty Party
That song was used for a long time for the SF Zoo advertisement.

Yeah I'm a Northern Cali boy.

Went back 2 yrs ago this past November. Flew into Oakland. Went to SF and did the bar crawl. Stayed a few days in SF. Then drove down to Pacifica and went Horse back riding on the beach for the day. I think it was about 70 degrees. :yay:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Yeah I'm a Northern Cali boy.

Went back 2 yrs ago this past November. Flew into Oakland. Went to SF and did the bar crawl. Stayed a few days in SF. Then drove down to Pacifica and went Horse back riding on the beach for the day. I think it was about 70 degrees. :yay:

I haven't been "home" in 4 years, I need to do that too.
 

unixpirate

Pitty Party
I haven't been "home" in 4 years, I need to do that too.

Jet Blue had a special, by one ticket the other was free. Stayed at the Marc. Took the trolly downtown and walked from there. Love the Wharf. You wouldn't believe how much it's changed.

My new job is based out of Cali. They are sending me to New Mexico on the 8th -15th. I come home for 12 days and leave again for Off Shores Alabama. I'll hit Cali again this year. :yay: I'll take you with me. :buddies: All expenses paid. Except booze. :otter: :lol:



Put that as one of your resolutions.
 
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