Smooth Pick Up Lines...

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toppick08

Guest
:lol:

1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
 
GopherM

GopherM

Darwin was right
toppick08 said:
:lol:

1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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Hey, thanks a heap - and by the way line 5 don't work so good. It only got me slapped!
 
DEEKAYPEE8569

DEEKAYPEE8569

Well-Known Member
toppick08 said:
:lol:

1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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"Baby, your feet MUST be tired, cuz you've been runnin' through my mind ALL day."
(Will Smith "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air")
 
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TrueSOMDGirl

TrueSOMDGirl

resident Spring Bunny
:killingme

or

“Great legs, what time do they open?”

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

"Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

"Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you."
 
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kom526

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
TrueSOMDGirl said:
:killingme

or

“Great legs, what time do they open?”

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

"Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

"Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you."
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Yeah but would any of these work on you?
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
Nice shoes. Wanna ####?

If I told you you had a great body, would you get naked and oily and press it against me, while I make motorboat noises between your tits?

I lost my phone number... can I borrow yours?


I'd love to have breakfast with you tomorrow morning. Should I call you, or nudge you?
 
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toppick08

Guest
I'd eat the corn out of your shiat...:shrug:,...too forward ?
 
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