Smooth Pick Up Lines...

TrueSOMDGirl

TrueSOMDGirl

resident Spring Bunny
Toxick said:
Nice shoes. Wanna ####?

If I told you you had a great body, would you get naked and oily and press it against me, while I make motorboat noises between your tits?

I lost my phone number... can I borrow yours?


I'd love to have breakfast with you tomorrow morning. Should I call you, or nudge you?
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Love the last one.
 
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rich70

STEELERS NATION!!
Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend
Guy: Hey, I have a fish
Girl: What?
Guy: Oh, I thought we were talking about sh!t that don't matter


Let's play house, you can be the door so I can slam you.



I know, those were pretty bad :lol:
 
GopherM

GopherM

Darwin was right
Him: "Hey baby, my place or your?"
Her: "Well if you're going to argue about it just forget it."
 
TrueSOMDGirl

TrueSOMDGirl

resident Spring Bunny
rich70 said:
Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend
Guy: Hey, I have a fish
Girl: What?
Guy: Oh, I thought we were talking about sh!t that don't matter


Let's play house, you can be the door so I can slam you.



I know, those were pretty bad :lol:
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LOL not as bad as these.

1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

2. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

3. My name is (insert name)...remember that, because you will be screaming it later.

4. Hello, I'm Mister Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

5. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you.

6. If I were you, I'd have sex with me.

7. I know women like presents. Would you like to open my package?
 
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rich70

STEELERS NATION!!
TrueSOMDGirl said:
LOL not as bad as these.

1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

2. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

3. My name is (insert name)...remember that, because you will be screaming it later.

4. Hello, I'm Mister Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

5. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over here and talk to you.

6. If I were you, I'd have sex with me.

7. I know women like presents. Would you like to open my package?
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Ok, those worked on me.

inmybestjoeyvoice

How you doin :really:
 
sockgirl77

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
Teenage boy at McD's with saggy pants on with boxers showing: Can I get fries with that shake?

15 year old me: Sure if you like ketchup with those fries! :biggrin:

Boys that were with me: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyum!!!! :faint: :roflmao:


Teenage boy at McD's with saggy pants on with boxers showing: :jet:
 
TrueSOMDGirl

TrueSOMDGirl

resident Spring Bunny
sockgirl77 said:
Teenage boy at McD's with saggy pants on with boxers showing: Can I get fries with that shake?

15 year old me: Sure if you like ketchup with those fries! :biggrin:

Boys that were with me: Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyum!!!! :faint: :roflmao:


Teenage boy at McD's with saggy pants on with boxers showing: :jet:
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:lmao:
 
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