Smooth Pick Up Lines...

[General Lee]

I got this one from a guy at Hooters:

Him: You look just like my cousin, she's HOT!

Me:

what a douche

 

[TrueSOMDGirl]

I'll bet you $50 that you'll turn me down.

My watch tells me you're naked and I'm not, sorry it's 5 minutes fast.

Is that a keg in your back pocket cause I'd love to tap that ass.

LOL never seen or heard of those ones before...

 

[GWguy]

(touching pants) Is this cotton?

(touching shirt) Is this silk?

(touching boob) Is this felt?

 

[kwillia]

Just don't ever drink...cause if you really get bad at...you may use terms like dum-dum and hope (not so smart)chicks from the forum will dig you...Jibbersish?

 

[rich70]

LOL never seen or heard of those ones before...

So, are they working yet?

 

[TrueSOMDGirl]

So, are they working yet?

LOL

 

[clevalley]

So, are they working yet?

Here's one to try;

Let's play lion tamer, get on your hands and knees and I will put my head in your mouth.

 

[rich70]

LOL

Damn, I guess not

So I'll go back to my 'How you doin'

Here's one to try;

Let's play lion tamer, get on your hands and knees and I will put my head in your mouth.

I'm writing that one down.

 

[PrchJrkr]

"Hey darlin', do you know what's more beautiful than roses on a piano?"









"Tulips on an organ."

 

[nachomama]

I had some guy tell me the other night...

"Is it hot in here or is it just you"?

I immediately thought of this thread and panicked that the guy was a forum stalker who knew who I was.

 

[toppick08]

Here's one to try;

Let's play lion tamer, get on your hands and knees and I will put my head in your mouth.

 

[Punkin569]

A guy came up to me in a grocery store and said "Do I know you?" I said "No" and he said "Can I get to know you?" Haha maybe those of you experimenting would have better luck w/this one!! Not that the "wanna f***?" lines aren't romantic and all...

 

[Pete]

A guy came up to me in a grocery store and said "Do I know you?" I said "No" and he said "Can I get to know you?" Haha maybe those of you experimenting would have better luck w/this one!! Not that the "wanna f***?" lines aren't romantic and all...

Did it work?

 

[GWguy]

Heard one on tv last night...

"So, guess which leg is the fake one?"

 

[Dakota]

Just do the bend and snap...

 

[nachomama]

Got another cheesy line last night...

Guy: "Didn't you friend request me on facebook?"
Me: "No."
Guy: "Well, you should..."

 

[rich70]

Got another cheesy line last night...

Guy: "Didn't you friend request me on facebook?"
Me: "No."
Guy: "Well, you should..."

Well, you should!!

 

[Beta84]

A guy came up to me in a grocery store and said "Do I know you?" I said "No" and he said "Can I get to know you?" Haha maybe those of you experimenting would have better luck w/this one!! Not that the "wanna f***?" lines aren't romantic and all...

sounds like that line worked on you. i never thought pickup lines would actually work.

 

[rpexie]

One I got that was kinda cute was:

"If you were a McDonalds sandwich they would call you McGorgeous."

lmao

another one I got that wasnt cute "HEY! Dont I know your dad!?"

 

[rich70]

Can I pour BBQ sauce all over you and work you like a rib?