You can't handle the truth!
Vrai, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by users with keyboards. Whose gonna do it? You? You, mAlice? Pixie have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for drama, and you curse the posters. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what they know. That Pixies marriage, while secret, probably saved lives. And their existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want them on that forum, you need them on that forum. We use words like drama, tard, TMI. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent promoting something. You use them as a punchline. They have neither the time nor the inclination to explain themselves to a woman who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very drama that they provide, and then questions the manner in which they provide it. They would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard, and post. Either way, they don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
We will be doing shots beforehand if anyone wants to pound a few 
I guess my hopes of Pixie ever being desperate enough to bang me are down the drain now 
