uh ohhhh, a new new newest strain of the 'Rona has popped up! Yes, the Bolivian-Pressley strain, 124 times more badder than before has popped up. Its source is still unclear, its composition is in dispute . Proposed mandates to combat the spread of this villainous disease to be unveiled at a later date, includes 20th century deep sea diving PPE with a brass helmet to be worn, 150 foot "social distancing" according to President Harris' Spokesman Michael Moore. In other news, only LBiGTQ contestants will be certified contestants on Jeopardy. Ooooops, that old news.