SOMD Open '07

[Larry Gude]

I did...

Will you pick a side and stay there?

...I'm on my side.

Once the dust clears and the knuckles are broken and swollen, equipment shot to pieces, soft spikes bloodied and some missing, balls creased with smiles, pencils and erasers wore out, I step in and wipe everybody out.

 

[Pete]

...I'm on my side.

Once the dust clears and the knuckles are broken and swollen, equipment shot to pieces, soft spikes bloodied and some missing, balls creased with smiles, pencils and erasers wore out, I step in and wipe everybody out.

Uh huh Mr. "Third place out of three on your home course"

 

[Otter]

Uh huh Mr. "Third place out of three on your home course"

Very pretty obvious he backed off on back 9 to appear to be the perfect host tho I believe it was a set-up for the future.

 

[Pete]

Very pretty obvious he backed off on back 9 to appear to be the perfect host tho I believe it was a set-up for the future.

If I keep it up you think I can make him mad enough to come down?

 

[Otter]

If I keep it up you think I can make him mad enough to come down?

Doubtful that Colonel Sanders would leave the comfort of his hillbilly adode to come down here to get has azz handed to him.

 

[cattitude]

I don't know why he won't come down. He's got the perfect excuse if he plays horribly. He had a major accident...injured his leg. Heck, he even has pictures on here to prove how traumatic the injury was. He'd be lucky to even walk to the greens for his shots.

 

[Pete]

Doubtful that Colonel Sanders would leave the comfort of his hillbilly adode to come down here to get has azz handed to him.

He is probably scared we will make fun of his hat.

 

[Pete]

I don't know why he won't come down. He's got the perfect excuse if he plays horribly. He had a major accident...injured his leg. Heck, he even has pictures on here to prove how traumatic the injury was. He'd be lucky to even walk to the greens for his shots.

Too much time to heal. He would have to stage an accident no earlier than Saturday.

 

[Larry Gude]

It's nice...

Very pretty obvious he backed off on back 9 to appear to be the perfect host tho I believe it was a set-up for the future.

...that you noticed.

 

[Larry Gude]

Well...

I don't know why he won't come down. He's got the perfect excuse if he plays horribly. He had a major accident...injured his leg. Heck, he even has pictures on here to prove how traumatic the injury was. He'd be lucky to even walk to the greens for his shots.

...as it happens, I am bravely convalescing and doing excruciating rehab, 12 oz at a time. In the mean time, I'll see if I can get a picture up of my brand new, personal, private, ultra exclusive pitching area; 3 full acres of freshly and lowly mowed grass up here at Hillybilly Acres Country Club, Car Parts and Beanie Babies in which to hone my already elegant short game and chili dipping skills.

Just remember fellas, jealousy is unbecoming.

 

[Larry Gude]

Hill Billy Acres...

...where the other half plays.

We have #1, a straightaway par 4, 120 yards (birdie hole)
#2 straight up hill par 4, 110 (birdie hole)
A typical fairway at HBA
The famous Wall Hole at HBA

 

[Larry Gude]

Then we have...

...our 'worm cam' and the begining of the world famous Moonshine Corner, the toughest par 2's you'll ever see.

 

[Pete]

...where the other half plays.

We have #1, a straightaway par 4, 120 yards (birdie hole)
#2 straight up hill par 4, 110 (birdie hole)
A typical fairway at HBA
The famous Wall Hole at HBA

Good to see you are challenging yourself

 

[cattitude]

...our 'worm cam' and the begining of the world famous Moonshine Corner, the toughest par 2's you'll ever see.

It is so beautiful there.

 

[Agee]

It is so beautiful there.

sweet digs!

 

[kom526]

270 off the tee

I wouldn't be bragging about that weak azzed distance.

 

[Pete]

I wouldn't be bragging about that weak azzed distance.

I would rather go 270 off the tee and land in the fairway than 300 behind a root in a wet sandy lie 40 yards into the woods.

 

[kom526]

I would rather go 270 off the tee and land in the fairway than 300 behind a root in a wet sandy lie 40 yards into the woods.

There is no challenge in the fairway. Besides, it's how I work on my "shot-making" skills.:tryingtokeepastraightface:

 

[Larry Gude]

It's not...

Good to see you are challenging yourself

...how, it's how many.

 

[Larry Gude]

Also...

...we are a a full facilities facility.

On course Mens room;