SOMD Open '07

Dye Tied

Dye Tied

Garden Variety Gnome
onebdzee said:
I personally don't think so....but, considering his new "friends", my opinion could be a little off :lol:
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Women usually take the "Big Butt" comment easier from gay guys :yay:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Airgasm said:
where's the scoop? Denny Cement in the house?
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Otter is the 2007 SOMD Invitational Winner. I was smoking them until a pack of rabid Ground Hogs attacked me on #10. One ground hog chewed off my left foot and another scratched my eye out and I had to finish standing on one foot half blind and Otter came from behind and won. Nupe and Kom were admirable foe's but even half blind and one footed they came in 3rd and 4th.

Despite Nupe being quite dapper, Kom won best dressed based on the hat.

Kom won longest drive on #5 on his mulligan 2nd t-shot (300 yards) and also one shortest drive on #12 (aprox 12 inches).

Nupe won the "NASCAR Left Turn Award" for his t-shot on #12 that left his club and did an immediate 90 left turn into the pond.

First birdie award went to me.

Last birdie award went to me.

Only birdie award went to me.

Consistency award was a tie, went to the geezer for having no blow up holes and to Nupe for having the most blow up holes.

Wrong way award went to Kom for his approach shot ricocheting off a tree and rolling back past him on the cart path the opposite direction.

Entitlement award went to me for asking "is that putt a gimme" even if it was 25 feet.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
cattitude said:
You didn't even mention the groupies. :frown:
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Because it's not about you. This is about the men who girded up their loins on the field of battle.

But I do give props to Catt who let me borrow her Corvette to go get Boy and bring him back to dinner.
 
cattitude

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Pete said:
Because it's not about you. This is about the men who girded up their loins on the field of battle.

But I do give props to Catt who let me borrow her Corvette to go get Boy and bring him back to dinner.
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I was going to give you red karma but I see some lightweight already hit you. :lmao:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
kom526 said:
You forgot "Best Dressed" :lmao:
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It's there, look again.

You better thank your lucky stars that your driver is not 1/32nd of an inch smaller or you would have gotten the "Airgasm Wiff" award for missing the ball entirely :lmao:
 
kom526

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
Pete said:
It's there, look again.

You better thank your lucky stars that your driver is not 1/32nd of an inch smaller or you would have gotten the "Airgasm Wiff" award for missing the ball entirely :lmao:
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It was my 3 wood :sticktothefacts: :whoosh:
The hat is always a big hit.
 
kom526

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
My buddies son is playing in the SMAC Championship today as Patuxent's #1 seed. Oh yeah, he's a freshman and has only been playing for about 2-3 years.
 
Softballkid

Softballkid

No Longer the Kid
I shot a whopping 104 yesterday :pitiful:

But I think I may have figured out a big problem I have, which would be my Driver, I have an x-flex shaft, so I'm look into getting a new one...I would have been in the 90's if I would have left the driver at home...
 
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