MargeInCharge
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thakidistight said:When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
This made me giggle