But on a more serious note...
Q: Why do the Steelers stick an emblem on only one side of their helmet?
A: Because in 1960 the Steelers designed their current emblem, and there was a lot of debate about how it would look on a gold helmet, so they decided to just put the decal on one side. They played the 61 season with the decal on one side and did pretty well, so they decided to keep it. They switched to the black helmets in 1962 and the rest is history.
Q: Why don't the Steelers have cheerleaders?
A: The Steelers were the first team to have a professional cheerleading squad, the Steelerettes. They were witht he Steelers from 1961 to 1969.
Q: Was Joe Greene really "mean"?
A: Yes.
Q: Where did The Terrible Towel come from?
A: WTAE sportscaster Myron Cope came up with the idea before the first playoff game against the Baltimore Colts in 1975. The idea was for everyone to bring a yellow towell to the game, and this evolved into the Official Myron Cope Terrible Towel you see today.
Q: How many numbers have the Steelers retired?
A: Only one number is officially retired, #70 (Ernie Stautner). The following numbers are no longer issued but not officially retired: #12 (Terry Bradshaw), #32 (Franco Harris), #52 (Mike Webster), #58 (Jack Lambert), #59 (Jack Ham, has been used once), #63 (Dermontti Dawson), and #75 (Joe Greene)