Store Locator

[aps45819]

Guess you're lucky they're all on the same side of the road

 

[sockgirl77]

We aren't the ones that can't find the stores we are looking for, each of which is clearly identified and easy enough for a caveman to find.

For real. I guess those big ass fully lit signs are not enough. If you are any true American you can tell the difference between any of those signs. I think that Wal*Fart and Target probably have the biggest signs in the county.

 

[beamher]

For real. I guess those big ass fully lit signs are not enough. If you are any true American you can tell the difference between any of those signs. I think that Wal*Fart and Target probably have the biggest signs in the county.

i'm guessing they're only lit at night; i like the idea that most of the stores are more visible from the main road, whereas, wal-mart is somewhat hidden

 

[sockgirl77]

i'm guessing they're only lit at night; i like the idea that most of the stores are more visible from the main road, whereas, wal-mart is somewhat hidden

They do not have to be lit to see them. They are huge.

 

[dn0121]

I thought the signs down here are a lot smaller then other areas. I figured they were building codes that kept them that small. It can be difficult to see them if your busy watching someone in front of you, or you happen to be behind the tree. Just look for Wendys.

 

[willie]

Entering Walmart from the Checkers side is easiest and park in the construction area.

 

[beamher]

I thought the signs down here are a lot smaller then other areas. I figured they were building codes that kept them that small. It can be difficult to see them if your busy watching someone in front of you, or you happen to be behind the tree. Just look for Wendys.

and the first entrance going southbound (into wally world) seems too always catch me off guard for some reason. i think the traffic is always exiting, however, it's 2 lanes exiting, 1 entering

 

[WishyWashy]

There are 2 entrances to walmart. So if you miss the 1st one, there is always the 2nd

Actually there are two entrances to all of the shopping centers... Just stay in the right lane and if you miss the first entrance... don't panic and take the next one.

 

[mrweb]

Actually there are two entrances to all of the shopping centers... Just stay in the right lane and if you miss the first entrance... don't panic and take the next one.

Its a real good thing they have 3 entrances to the base. I keep forgetting where it is...if I miss the first one, I can always hit the second or third after I find the sign.

 

[aps45819]

i'm guessing they're only lit at night;

You must be one of those folks that designes rockets

 

[beamher]

You must be one of those folks that designes rockets

nope just responding to the response that stated you shouldn't miss them, they're always lit. my point was-- that would be fine if its night time and you have a neon sign that stands out, but that sign may not be as obvious during the daytime.

 

[Chain729]

nope just responding to the response that stated you shouldn't miss them, they're always lit. my point was-- that would be fine if its night time and you have a neon sign that stands out, but that sign may not be as obvious during the daytime.

I think his point was that you'd love to shop at the Menard's between WalMart and K-Mart, but have a problem finding it.

 

[mainman]

 

[twobit]

So how many times do I need to drive up 235 to figure out where things are? I keep confusing where Walmart is with Target with Kmart with Shoppers or Giant. Anyone have an easy way or list? Otherwise I'm making my own...

It's easy...

If you want to go to Target, find a soccer mom minivan and follow it.

If you want to go to Walmart, find a fat chick wearing a tube top and follow her.

Kmart? Follow the toothless woman driving an 85 Ford Escort out of any trailer park.

 

[flyingdog]

It's easy...

If you want to go to Target, find a soccer mom minivan and follow it.

If you want to go to Walmart, find a fat chick wearing a tube top and follow her.

Kmart? Follow the toothless woman driving an 85 Ford Escort out of any trailer park.

This response wins. Thank you very much.

 

[mommarock]

It's easy...

If you want to go to Target, find a soccer mom minivan and follow it.

If you want to go to Walmart, find a fat chick wearing a tube top and follow her.

Kmart? Follow the toothless woman driving an 85 Ford Escort out of any trailer park.

 

[luckystar07]

It's easy...

If you want to go to Target, find a soccer mom minivan and follow it.

If you want to go to Walmart, find a fat chick wearing a tube top and follow her.

Kmart? Follow the toothless woman driving an 85 Ford Escort out of any trailer park.

 

[beamher]

I think his point was that you'd love to shop at the Menard's between WalMart and K-Mart, but have a problem finding it.

looked for it and you were right, i didn't find it

 

[twobit]

This response wins. Thank you very much.

I'd give you directions to Big Lots, but I don't want to get Qurious all stirred up.

 

[beamher]

I'd give you directions to Big Lots, but I don't want to get Qurious all stirred up.

i want them