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My Sweetest Boy
In fact I know someone who makes a bit of a hobby collecting old and infirm dogs. If you post the pooch's picture, I will make sure she sees it and will feel so bad for the old guy that she'll take him off your hands to live in her menagerie until the end of his days.
Of course, she will throttle me for this, but I'm just trying to help.
I totally forgot about Mother Christina.