I'll be lonely at Lowe's, which is okay as I rarely watch any football.
My wife's the fan.
My wife's the fan.
It's a cluster****!Headed that way now.
Remember pics...........or it didn't happenI'm cooking the rib roast. Go Ravens!
I dated a woman who had an adjustable rack....Since you are going out, pick up an adjustable rack. It can be used for other things, too.
Like your detachable penis?I dated a woman who had an adjustable rack....
Whoa, What makes you think I have one of those??Like your detachable penis?
I don't have anyPictures or it didn't happen...
Ask John Bobbitt.I'm trying to picture a snap on penis. I'm sure someone's going to come on and tell me they make them.
Skip the first minuteI'm trying to picture a snap on penis. I'm sure someone's going to come on and tell me they make them.
Did you ever find your phone?Would you believe I found the instructions online and now I can't find the camera? Gonna be a long night.
You'll think of something. That, I am quite certain of.I've got to find the camera and figure it out. I am NOT cooking that rib roast without the camera.
I don't know if they like broccoli.It's becoming apparent that my strays are going to eat well for the next couple of days.
Wasn't there a Snap on Snap off commercial? I'm singing the jingle - snap on snap off the something - then I draw a blank. This is going to keep me up tonight I can feel it.
I'll bet they'll eat rib roast though. It's still really frozen I should probably put in back in the freezer.
Would you believe I found the instructions online and now I can't find the camera? Gonna be a long night.
PJ party!!!