Super Bowl Sunday

[General Lee]

He scares the s*hit out of me.

Why? He puts his pants on just like the rest of us. One leg at a time

 

[GWguy]

Why? He puts his pants on just like the rest of us. One leg at a time

I get up on the table and jump off into my pants, both legs at once.

Doesn't everyone?

 

[General Lee]

Self inflicted. Low threshold for guilt.

Ah hell. Just show them to him then

 

[GWguy]

Video or it didn't happen.

Ooooooo...... no. Not a very pretty sight.....

 

[General Lee]

Self inflicted. Low threshold for guilt.

No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless girl
Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world .......

Name that song

 

[General Lee]

That's the most poetic thing I've ever read.

its a song, calm down

 

[General Lee]

I thought I read pathetic Lol

 

[General Lee]

I was being sarcastic. Rodney Carrington Beer for my Houses.

Yep!

Dear Penis....

 

[General Lee]

You guys write letters to your penisss, peni? - not sure of the plural form.

Yep.

Dear Penis - I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine

 

[General Lee]

Damn I'm sorry, this ain't the thread for this.

 

[General Lee]

Guess I'll hit the sack

 

[General Lee]

dinner thread?

Lol

 

[PrchJrkr]

You guys write letters to your penisss, peni? - not sure of the plural form.

I remember singing to mine, but never wrote a letter.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Don't even want to know talk to you tomorrow...

Doesn't every guy?

 

[littlelady]

Why thank you littlelady!!!

Who? This is Mitzi. Are you high on something?

I am always in y’all’s heads. Thanks for the late night laugh.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Let me know if it starts talking back!

I've followed his advice many times. Not always the smart thing to do, though.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Isn't there a play like that? The Penis Monolog or something?

Yeah, something like that!

 

[mitzi]

I am always in y’all’s heads. Thanks for the late night laugh.

It's like the Twilight Zone.

 

[mitzi]

Hey Mitzi - did it just turn cold and gloomy where you are?

I felt a morbid chill in the air.

 

[littlelady]

It's like the Twilight Zone.

Yes it is, and you are lost in it.