I think everyone in the US should take a mandatory DNA test with rights and benefits awarded on a sliding scale based on a percentage of ethnic heritage, sexual orientation, physical characteristics, and IQ. College admissions diversity could finally be truly be accomplished. Job placements will be awarded by an organization to reflect current national racial percentages. All jobs will pay exactly the same, irregardless of attendance, or actual work performance.
Sports teams, from Little League up to the professional ranks will have to allocate roster spots and playing time proportionate to the general population. If the statistics show that you need to play a pitcher who is a short, fat, left handed, High IQ, redheaded, asian, bisexual, in the third inning of the 14th game of the season, you shall do so or forfeit the game. Unless that might possibly cause emotional hardship on anyone in any zip code within 100 miles of the site of the infraction.