Tan your taint, prepare to walk funny

[Merlin99]

“Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain,” Brolin shared on Instagram, along with a string of curse words calling out the “stupid” trend that may in fact be detrimental to one’s health.

I can't imagine ever aiming my taint at the sun, much less telling the world about it.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/perineum-sunning-josh-brolin

 

[black dog]

Some taints don't need to be tanned..


Oh, answering for a friend.....

 

[vraiblonde]

Why would someone do that?

 

[jazz lady]

Why would someone do that?

For the same reason they were bleaching them.

 

[Kyle]

Hollywood certainly attracts the freaks and weirdos.

 

[Kyle]

Why would someone do that?

He couldn't get Gwyneth Paltrow to steam his mangina?

 

[glhs837]

Why would someone do that?

We can be pretty sure Josh Brolin, who has had some interesting social media shenanigans lately, did not in fact get some some where the sun does not traditionally shine. But we can be sure he saw a chance for some socila media relevant self promotion. Now that the Thanos role is gone, he's looking for work.

Some social media influencer posted somewhere somteime recently that getting suntainted was beneficial. Real? Hype? 4chan trolling? Who knows. The accompanying picture is pretty funny though

 

[itsbob]

Why would someone do that?

hey want to be presentable to the masses that will see it..

 

[black dog]

Hollywood certainly attracts the freaks and weirdos.

It ain't just Hollywood folks.....

 

[stgislander]

 

[Gilligan]

Dang..I was wondering what the heck you were doing out on the pier the other day...

 

[glhs837]

Dang..I was wondering what the heck you were doing out on the pier the other day...

I think the technical term is "trolling" ..........

It ain't just Hollywood folks.....

Used to be married to a Hoosier, above assertion confirmed.

 

[vraiblonde]

Maybe this is what Tranny's problem is.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Maybe this is what Tranny's problem is.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

 

[Monello]

Why would someone do that?

They ran out of tide pods & condoms?

 

[black dog]

Dang..I was wondering what the heck you were doing out on the pier the other day...

Rumor is, there is an inversion rack attached to the side of the tiki bar.....

 

[black dog]

I think the technical term is "trolling" ..........




Used to be married to a Hoosier, above assertion confirmed.

Misplaced Terrapin here, now living in hoosier land.
Asking for a friend, do you have her # and address?

 

[glhs837]

Misplaced Terrapin here, now living in hoosier land.
Asking for a friend, do you have her # and address?

Has this friend really done you wrong? Like killed your dog in front of you wrong?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

For the same reason they were bleaching them.

Taint and butthole aren't the same thing