Ken...
Welcome to the fold!
Your membership package is being put together ASAP.
Included:
1,000 shares of Haliburton
2 pounds of PCB's to plant in your neighbors yard (you have his property condemned, you buy it cheap at auction and rent the house to poor people and the government picks up the tab)
Tax Cut
Black Sabbath War Pig button, signed by Oz.
Hippie Killer T shirt, also signed by the Great One
A 'God thinks for me' bumper sticker kit (need a bunch of them)
10 pounds of DDT (well, it DOES work) for evicting layabouts at your new rental property
NeCon handbook "Why everybody is a commie pinko but us"
Another tax cut
Golf Club Membership (tax deductable)
H1 Hummer and lifetime gas card
George W Bush action hero kit (has a 12" doll w/flightsuit, pilots liscense and 2 kilos of cocaine)
Best of Album by Tony Scallia and the Supremes
Two "I love Florida" Beach towels
Autographed Zell Miller Spit Ball Kit (faux silver)
A coupon for a free VRWC tatoo at the Red Octopus
And...
A copy of "9/11, How I pulled it off" signed by the author, Dick Cheney.
Welcome brother, welcome!
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