OK. This would actually get me to buy a Tesla.
Teslas Updated With Self-Defense Mode Where They Transform Into Anthropomorphic Battle Robots
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I definitely want the flamethrower option.
Teslas Updated With Self-Defense Mode Where They Transform Into Anthropomorphic Battle Robots

Teslas Updated With Self-Defense Mode Where They Transform Into Anthropomorphic Battle Robots
AUSTIN, TX — In response to increasing risks posed by violent protests and vandalism against vehicles and dealerships across the country, Tesla announced that all models would be updated with a "self-defense" mode where they transform into anthropomorphic battle robots.

I definitely want the flamethrower option.