That's it; I am shooting the cat...

[Larry Gude]

He is the WORST leg cat of all time. I sit here and he just sashays around my legs, doing lazy figure eights until second or third lunch rolls around or his narcolepsy kicks in, in which case he's asleep between my feet, rolled up like a dead roach and every time I get up, he is awake right away (presuming he's missing a meal I guess) and he HAS to weave through my legs as I walk.

I am NOT getting a broken leg from a damn cat, damn it! I've got poinsettia trays all over the floor that I need to choose from for this coming crop and they are filled with soil, a terrific innovation over foam wedges but, that is another story. Point being he keeps causing me to stomp through them, making a hell of a mess all over the office to avoid stomping on his stooopid ass!




BLAM!!!BLAM!BLAAAM!!!


Waste of time. His last meal would send me to the poor house.

Damn it all.

 

[vraiblonde]

Oh pooh. You love that kitty and you know it.

 

[Larry Gude]

Oh pooh. You love that kitty and you know it.

Yeah, I'll be sure to mention that at his wake. Knowing him, he'll be the first to arrive and last to leave.

 

[mizteresa1965]

My cousin has a tazer, I'm sure she'll demonstrate how it's used.

 

[ArkRescue]

AWWWW a cat that LOVES to be NEAR you? What more could you ask for?

 

[kwillia]

Oh pooh. You love that kitty and you know it.

Woah, hold the phone... if we aren't allowed to shoot inconvenient husbands they shouldn't be allowed to shoot inconvenient cats.

 

[aps45819]

AWWWW a cat that LOVES to be NEAR you? What more could you ask for?

No cat :shrug:

 

[ArkRescue]

Some people have cats that ignore them - and wish their cat was more human-oriented .... hey maybe we can arrange a cat trade?

No cat :shrug:

 

[kwillia]

Some people have cats that ignore them - and wish their cat was more human-oriented .... hey maybe we can arrange a cat trade?

Let me guess... this 'trade' will occur on Great Mills Road, huh...

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Woah, hold the phone... if we aren't allowed to shoot inconvenient husbands they shouldn't be allowed to shoot inconvenient cats.

I don't have a problem with either.

 

[Toxick]

Shooting the cat?



Is that what they call it now?

 

[ArkRescue]

Where the heck is that?

Let me guess... this 'trade' will occur on Great Mills Road, huh...

 

[ArkRescue]

Nevermind ... I found it ...

Great Mills Rd, Lexington Park, St. Mary's, Maryland 20653 - Google Maps

okay what day and time?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Oh pooh. You love that kitty and you know it.

If I walk in the house after work and don't acknowledge my cat, she has gotten to the point where now she mewls until I pick her up. I started that; and knew that this point would come. I know that. I'm not complaining. She's good company.....but my furniture.....well.....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Shooting the cat?



Is that what they call it now?