The Bee Has Been On A Righteous Roll Lately!

[Yooper]

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Babylon Bee is the definitive source of fake news you can trust.

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Even though it looks like I've linked to a specific story, the link actually takes you to The Bee's home page so you can see its latest stories. Very, very funny. The gender reveal one had me

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[Kyle]

Thousands Dead As Missile Carrying Blue Confetti For Gender Reveal Party Accidentally Detonates Its Nuclear Payload

FAYETTEVILLE, AR—FEMA hazmat teams continue to comb through the ruins of Fayetteville in search of survivors after a tragic accident at a local gender reveal party. Steve and Donna Lakehorn had rented a Trident II ICBM from a nearby silo for their son’s gender reveal party, but disaster struck...

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