The Frog and the Bank Loan (For Sharon & Kyle)

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Originally posted by jazz lady
COPYRIGHT INFRIGEMENT!!! I'm reporting YOU to the FCC. :razz:
Shut the heck up already before I send you break-dancing around the room showing as much finesse as an elliptic high on homemade amphetamine having a spasmodic seizure after stepping into an electrified puddle on a rainy day in November.
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Originally posted by Sharon
Shut the heck up already before I send you break-dancing around the room showing as much finesse as an elliptic high on homemade amphetamine having a spasmodic seizure after stepping into an electrified puddle on a rainy day in November.

I gave you the benefit of the doubt regarding your last message.

Clearly your last post displays behavior which is outside the acceptable usage guidelines of a publically moderated forum.

I have posted a complaint to the Moderator, explaining that comments on this board are "Of Public Record", and therefore actionable.

Your rhetorical reference about "elliptical high on homemade amphetamine" is offensive, slanderous; and legally libelous since these words are published in a public forum.

I only offered friendship, and will not engage in negative, antisocial communications with anyone.

I have requested that the Moderator either identify you, so that I may pursue legal action against you, or simply cut the thread, and admonish you of the possible penalties for libel.

A copy of this thread is also being forwarded to the FCC, who holds legal authority over electronic communications such as this; who will likely sustain my complaint.

If your remarks in any way affect my ability to transact business, you shall be further liable for the loss of business, and subsequent damages, including defamation of character. This is due to the reference of drug usage (for the record, I am not a drug user, and I am not 'high', nor was I 'high' when I posted my messages...), which could imply that I am of less than proper character to which to do business, and for which you could be liable for damages suffered.

Good day! ::slam::
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Originally posted by Pete
:twitch: I am but a novice compared to you two b*tches, I see that clearly now. All hail.
















:lmao:

TYVM :diva: :diva: :diva:







Pssst...Just because we normally DON'T, doesn't mean we CAN'T. :wink:
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Originally posted by jazz lady
Yes, with the instructions to pass it on to you. :razz:
Your presence makes me long for your absence. This is even worse than flogging a :deadhorse ...it's like flogging its skeleton but we don't have a smilie for that. :bubble:
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Originally posted by jazz lady

Pssst...Just because we normally DON'T, doesn't mean we CAN'T. :wink:
:yeahthat:

We still on for the park tomorrow night Jazz? :confused:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Originally posted by Sharon
Your presence makes me long for your absence. This is even worse than flogging a :deadhorse ...it's like flogging its skeleton but we don't have a smilie for that. :bubble:

You clueless eruption of musty swine remains. Your mother was a second-rate actress who visited pornographic web-sites in a kinky sex club.

I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but I can't seem to get my head up my butt as far as you can.

Too bad the closest you'll ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle.

You're so dull, you can't even cut a fart.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

You're proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

You're an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

:dance:
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Originally posted by jazz lady


You're an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
If I was the experiment you are the finished product. There isn't one line in that sequence of mouse farts that is even remotely interesting to read, you brain-amputated, gibbering gimp dullard in a pair of leathered panty hose and a mini-skirt.
 
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