I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I bet your mother has a loud bark! I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter? Are your parents siblings? Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
You are living proof that a human can live without a brain!
You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Keep talking - someday you'll say something intelligent.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
There is no vaccine against stupidity. Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
