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I don't need to use furniture or household items
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I don't need to use furniture or household items
muttdog
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She has a bob.
and a KNOB
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toppick08
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muttdog
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4d2008
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NO!wake up.
Beta84
They're out to get us
NO!
fine then we'll take pictures of you sleeping in your car
withrespect
:wr:
Beta84
They're out to get us
withrespect
:wr:
kvj21075
Meow
teehee
I don't need to use furniture or household items
thats right! she has me!
ruh oh
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morning! i really want to call you my peach... u think u can fix that?
4d2008
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Beta84
They're out to get us
4d2008
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward him. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a fine dinner and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward him. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a fine dinner and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
Beta84
They're out to get us
I wasnt asleep :shrug:
you were trying though! kvj was trying too, then i suddenly noticed she had opened her eyes and was smiling right at the camera. it freaked me out
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4d2008
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Can you blame me? it was like 3 / 4 am... :shrug: was NOT about to drive thats for sure...you were trying though! kvj was trying too, then i suddenly noticed she had opened her eyes and was smiling right at the camera. it freaked me out