The Love & Sex Top 10

[aps45819]

#1 Having sex on top of a car hood

Wax on, wax off

 

[Nanny Pam]

One thing I have noticed is that activites that used to take 5 minutes now take 30

Isn't that nice!! Women appreciate that.

 

[mamissa3]

again! Are we dating the same guys?

They literally think they have to "eat" it. Ouch! It's simple really. Goes like this

 

[Pete]

Doesn't count if you had him at 60

:snortsnort:

 

[aps45819]

Doesn't count if you had him at 60

I will NOT be making support payments out of my social security check.

 

[julz20684]

:snortsnort:

 

[julz20684]

I will NOT be making support payments out of my social security check.

 

[sockgirl77]

I will NOT be making support payments out of my social security check.

Keep trying to bangbangbang the young wimmens and you might be paying it out of your disability check after your hip replacement!

 

[LordStanley]

Keep trying to bangbangbang the young wimmens and you might be paying it out of your disability check after your hip replacement!

Slam

 

[nachomama]

Keep trying to bangbangbang the young wimmens and you might be paying it out of your disability check after your hip replacement!

AWWW SNAP!

 

[Azzy]

Where is the resident sex expert when you need him

 

[aps45819]

Keep trying to bangbangbang the young wimmens and you might be paying it out of your disability check after your hip replacement!

shooting blanks these days for that very reason.

 

[nachomama]

Where is the resident sex expert when you need him

And who would that be???

 

[Azzy]

And who would that be???

I can't tell, it was a joke though

 

[LordStanley]

And who would that be???

Me

Oh wait never mind I thought we were talking about something else

 

[nachomama]

I can't tell, it was a joke though

 

[virgovictoria]

#1 Having sex on a pool table.

What about:

Stairs/Stairwells
Tables - rapid clear
Elevators
National Parks/Monuments
Alley Ways
Concerts
Camping/Outdoor Adventures
Baseball Diamonds/Fields
Parking Garage/Office Property

??

 

[sockgirl77]

Where is the resident sex expert when you need him

I just paged Mikey.

 

[aps45819]

What about:

Stairs/Stairwells
Tables - rapid clear
Elevators
National Parks/Monuments
Alley Ways
Concerts
Camping/Outdoor Adventures
Baseball Diamonds/Fields
Parking Garage/Office Property
??

Done those, what else ya got

PSA: Make sure the elevator has both a "Stop" and an "Alarm" button.

 

[nachomama]

Done those, what else ya got

PSA: Make sure the elevator has both a "Stop" and an "Alarm" button.

Glass elevator? Can't remember the name of the hotel, but it was in Atlanta.