The "New" Jesus

ItalianScallion

Harley Rider
This fool, false teacher and LOOSER has body guards and carries a gun. Did Jesus do this? NO! Not the real Jesus of even an impersonator. Matthew 24 v 23-27.
Anyone who says there is no hell is sure to find himself there one day soon.
 

ItalianScallion

Harley Rider
There were no guns in ancient times.

Jesus would probably have packed heat.
Why would He need to carry heat? Duh!
Have you never heard the quip;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another...? :killingme
Ok, most people would understand I meant a weapon.
 

Xaquin44

New Member
And Jesus said: Deny me three times, Peter, and I wil have the two sons of Zebedee put a cap in your ass.

And I'm not talking about the kind your neighbor has either.

The little known Matthew 26:34.5
 

Marie

New Member
Wake Up Call Quote

This fool, false teacher and LOOSER has body guards and carries a gun. Did Jesus do this? NO! Not the real Jesus of even an impersonator. Matthew 24 v 23-27.
Anyone who says there is no hell is sure to find himself there one day soon.

Should we say, "perhaps you should try Jesus as you savior" ...almost with a consumer market oriented mentality? "There are lots of religious options and if you try this particular religious option you might like it." ... No... rather, Jesus is Lord and he will soon be invading with His armies. He is offering pardon in advance of His invasion and should you receive the pardon and ally yourself with Him now before He invades, when He comes you will be considered His ally and He will raise you to Kingship. The alternative is to be under the wrath of the King. It is not some kind of religious option. It an announcement that a new King is on the throne and He'll be invading. The gospel is not an invitation to an array of a buffet style choices, it is a command. Will you heed the command? Jesus is Lord, repent and believe. - William Wilder
 

tommyjones

New Member
This fool, false teacher and LOOSER has body guards and carries a gun. Did Jesus do this? NO! Not the real Jesus of even an impersonator. Matthew 24 v 23-27.
Anyone who says there is no hell is sure to find himself there one day soon.

i thought jesus had 12......


so what proof do you have that this man is not the second coming of christ that you yourself have been alluding to here on this very forum?
 

ItalianScallion

Harley Rider
i thought jesus had 12......
so what proof do you have that this man is not the second coming of christ that you yourself have been alluding to here on this very forum?
Uh, they were His students not body guards.
Jesus said He will not return again until the end of time. He said it and the Bible says it (Matthew 24 v 23-27) but YOU won't believe it so why discuss it?
 

Xaquin44

New Member
why does anyone discuss ideas completely rooted in fantasy?

interest maybe?

The fact that it's interesting that people will base their entire lives (well, unless they don't feel like it that day) off of an old book without a shred of evidence to it.
 

tommyjones

New Member
Uh, they were His students not body guards.
Jesus said He will not return again until the end of time. He said it and the Bible says it (Matthew 24 v 23-27) but YOU won't believe it so why discuss it?


but you and others here have been claiming that the end of times is near, how can you dismiss this jesus as a fraud? what is your evidence that he isn't who he says he is?
 

PsyOps

Pixelated
but you and others here have been claiming that the end of times is near, how can you dismiss this jesus as a fraud? what is your evidence that he isn't who he says he is?

Do you believe this guy is Jesus returned, the Messiah, the Christ in any way, shape or fashion?
 
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