Things your Parents lied to you about

Misfit

Misfit

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I was just thinking about all the things my parents lied to me about, like you need to graduate college so you can get a good job or once when I was sick my dad told me every time I coughed I died a little inside.

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Does anyone have any?
 
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garyt27

garyt27

INAFJ
If you masterbate you'll go blind.......................... Gotta go, the service dog is taking me for a walk....
 
SoMDGirl42

SoMDGirl42

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My mom said she had eyes in the back of her head. Last night my daughter asked me something I didn't hear and asked her to repeat. She said "you only have eyes in the back of your head, not ears?" She's convinced I have them now too, and you only get them when you have kids.
 
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czygvtwkr

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"we'll see" -always meant no

"when you're older" - also always meant no

"not now" - no again

Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy

And I have suspicions about "I was not involved in upsetting that porta-potty"
 
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MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
"Starving people in China would love to have your brocolli." I took that brocolli to China, and nobody wanted it.
 
afjess1989

afjess1989

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The starving people thing was big. If you eat all your peas you can stay up late. When you get older you will understand. Owning your own home will be fun.

Oh and "I swear he is your father" -my mother about the mail man. Lol
 
luvmygdaughters

luvmygdaughters

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My parents always told my sisters and I that we couldn't eat crabs because they would make us sick. Our innards couldn't digest it, or some shiat like that. Worked until we were old enough to pick our own crabs.
 
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