I was being held hostage by the Patina Lady. She picked me up at Cheseldines. I was forced to go with her on a couple errands before dropping her off at the Mill so I could take the car back to work. She bought me lunch at Chick-fil-A.There is a lot to unpack in this statement. First - why were you in JoAnn Fabrics? On a Tuesday? Looking for “jars”?
No canning jars were purchased at Joann Fabric.