This cracked me up

[ArkRescue]

I only buy boneless chicken... so my chickens have nothing to get broked when they are slammed up against the wall...

I also only use eggs from the store... I can't stand the thought of eating eggs that come straight from a chicken butt...

I've picked up an egg that was so freshly laid that it was still hot and wet .....

 

[vraiblonde]

I've picked up an egg that was so freshly laid that it was still hot and wet .....

 

[ArkRescue]

cute chicken - she's a Brown Leghorn

 

[kwillia]

cute chicken - she's a Brown Leghorn

She has great potential!

Ingredients
3 to 4 pounds meaty chicken pieces (breasts, thighs, and drumsticks)
1-1/2 cups dry sherry
1 cup finely chopped onion
1/4 cup lemon juice
6 cloves garlic, minced
1 15-ounce can tomato puree
1/4 cup honey
3 tablespoonslight-flavored molasses
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoondried thyme, crushed
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoonground red peppersee
1/4 teaspoonblack pepper Black Peppercorns
2 tablespoonswhite vinegar

 

[DoWhat]

she's a Brown Leghorn

Would that be mostly dark meat then?

 

[ArkRescue]

She has great potential!

Ingredients
3 to 4 pounds meaty chicken pieces (breasts, thighs, and drumsticks)
1-1/2 cups dry sherry
1 cup finely chopped onion
1/4 cup lemon juice
6 cloves garlic, minced
1 15-ounce cantomato puree
1/4 cup honey
3 tablespoonslight-flavored molassessee
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoondried thyme, crushed
1/4 to 1/2 teaspoonground red peppersee
1/4 teaspoonblack pepper Black Peppercorns
2 tablespoonswhite vinegar

No way - she had a broken leg as a young hen (pullet) and I had to keep her in the house to recuperate a couple months one Winter. She is one of my special hens

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

No way - she had a broken leg as a young hen (pullet) and I had to keep her in the house to recuperate a couple months one Winter. She is one of my special hens

There's a pun there somewhere that I haven't quite worked out yet. :snort:

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

There's a pun there somewhere that I haven't quite worked out yet. :snort:

WAIT! I've got it.
A rooster struts into the hen house with something dangling between his legs.
He decides to play a joke on one of the snobby hens. "What is THIS between my legs; I can't quite see it," he says knowing that it's his c*ck. (HEY, there's a pun). The hen looks at him and says.....
"Well, I ain't gonna pullet."
Made myself laugh.

 

[ArkRescue]

Would that be mostly dark meat then?

You would like her, she'd be awful tough at about 5 years old.

 

[MMDad]

WAIT! I've got it.
A rooster struts into the hen house with something dangling between his legs.
He decides to play a joke on one of the snobby hens. "What is THIS between my legs; I can't quite see it," he says knowing that it's his c*ck. (HEY, there's a pun). The hen looks at him and says.....
"Well, I ain't gonna pullet."
Made myself laugh.

It's really kind of gross when you come into the "parenting and children" forum and make a stupid joke like that.

I suggest that you just stay out of this part of the forum.

 

[ArkRescue]

It's really kind of gross when you come into the "parenting and children" forum and make a stupid joke like that.

I suggest that you just stay out of this part of the forum.

The world is full of people of ALL types, and the sooner the kids learn that, they better off they will be. That goes for germs too - the more the better so their bodies can fight off diseases. We can't protect our kids from the REAL world, because the real world is always waiting for the unsuspecting person to come along. If kids are reading this forum, they are going read a LOT worse than THAT on here eventually.

 

[ArkRescue]

PS I meant what I said in sincerity, because I was one of those kids that were left in the dark about what kind of people were out there in the real world, and I was shocked and hurt by what happened to little ole unsuspecting me. Took a long time for me to realize just how ruthless and/or selfish some people can me.