This is relevant to southern Maryland, for a while longer...

GregV814

GregV814

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Okay, true country/western songs have just a few themes:

Sweet Tea
tractors/and or trucks
Farms
purty girls in tight jeans
alcoholism

with only a few farms left over from a future bygone era, Country music is slowly dying. Follow me... new themes;

Non-Binary people wearing crossfit unisex jumpsuits
EV's
Corporate hydro-culture run by AI , or foods imported
legal dope, no crops to make hooch
Organic Starbux dubble cinnamon leaf leaves

Make a song with those parameters. I'll wait.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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I'm trying to make a parody of the perfect country and western song but I'm not clever enough 😥
 
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tipsymcgee

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Tyler Boeh does a good job describing country music but I think I hear Chicken Fried and Don't Take the Girl plagiarized a bit in there.
 
glhs837

glhs837

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I was on CBD the day my ma got outta rehab...
I went to pick her up in the rain
Before I could to the campus in my Prius Prime
She got ran over by a damned ole (drawing a blank here)
 
Tilted

Tilted

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The only newer county songs I like are the remakes of older country songs... for instance, the Trey Lewis' remake of that Conway Twitty classic Dicked Down in Dallas (NSFW?)...





(I'm kidding, I love a lot of modern country music.)
 
NorthBeachPerso

NorthBeachPerso

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One of the funniest things I've seen in the almost 40 years of living in Calvert was at a Toby Keith concert at the Marine Museum a few years ago.

Watching all the GS types and contractors in their cowboy hats getting crap faced and falling off their brand new cowboy boots was hilarious.
 
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OccamsRazor

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NorthBeachPerso said:
One of the funniest things I've seen in the almost 40 years of living in Calvert was at a Toby Keith concert at the Marine Museum a few years ago.

Watching all the GS types and contractors in their cowboy hats getting crap faced and falling off their brand new cowboy boots was hilarious.
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Driving through that area, stuck in traffic, anytime a country concert has wrapped up always makes me think that daisy dukes are NOT meant for all women :barf:
 
Grumpy

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NorthBeachPerso said:
One of the funniest things I've seen in the almost 40 years of living in Calvert was at a Toby Keith concert at the Marine Museum a few years ago.

Watching all the GS types and contractors in their cowboy hats getting crap faced and falling off their brand new cowboy boots was hilarious.
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Been to alot of concerts down there but the Toby Keith concert took the cake for the most staggering drunks I've ever seen.
 
mitzi

mitzi

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Grumpy said:
Been to alot of concerts down there but the Toby Keith concert took the cake for the most staggering drunks I've ever seen.
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Not country but the last one I went to was to see Heart (maybe 5 years ago). OMG the drunks were obnoxious. Nothing wrong with a few beers but these people were truly obnoxious. Not even paying attention to the concert just staggering around, trying to start crap with other people, screaming for the sake of screaming, etc. I got seriously pissed at ruining it for me. I'm a life long concert go'er to the Capital Centre/RFK/Merriweather and others and I've seen a lot but this proved to me that a lot people down here don't know how to act.
 
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NorthBeachPerso

NorthBeachPerso

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mitzi said:
Not country but the last one I went to was to see Heart (maybe 5 years ago). OMG the drunks were obnoxious. Nothing wrong with a few beers but these people were truly obnoxious. Not even paying attention to the concert just staggering around, trying to start crap with other people, screaming for the sake of screaming, etc. I got seriously pissed at ruining it for me. I'm a life long concert go'er to the Capital Centre/RFK/Merriweather and others and I've seen a lot but this proved to me that a lot people down here don't know how to act.
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That's kind of strange. The Chicago concert had space problems because so many people that went had mobility aids. I was almost embarrassed because we didn't.
 
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