This Week's "It Won't Take A Moment"
- Thread starter Yooper
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Does everyone else have to sing it in their head or just me?
You are not alone, especially as I heard it on the car radio while out running errands yesterday.
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jrt_ms1995
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Not sure I want to go there!
But you will survive.
When I was in the hospital in mid-April 2008 getting my 1st pacemaker, got woke up the morning after surgery about 5 AM for blood draw.
The phlebotomist's name was Vlad, and he was from Romania. We chatted a bit because he noticed the book on my lap, I had fallen asleep reading, was about brewing herbal beers. He was a fellow home brewer.
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
Clem72
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Does it matter, i'm sure Vlad has enough experience to tell if something is off by taste.
Well, the doctor did have a copy of the analysis to go over with me when he came to examine me before release.Vlad? From Romania? Drawing blood?
Sure the sample made it to the lab?
GopherM
Darwin was right
A businessman is getting on a flight when he hears from another
passenger that the Pope is going to be on the flight.
... "WOW, great!" he thinks, being a devout Christian, "What a good place to be today."
Just before the aircraft doors are closed the Pope enters the plane Airplane and sits next to him.
I am surely blessed the man thinks. Here I am, a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me.
The plane takes off and after a few minutes, the passengers take off their seat belts.
The man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag to take out a crossword book.
Marvelous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me but he does crosswords and so do I. He notices that the Pope is working his way through the puzzle and that the Pope is tapping his pencil.
The Pope turns to him and says, "I usually don't talk to anyone on
flights, but I wonder if you can help me?"
"Anything, your Eminence ... What is it?"
"Do you know a four-letter word that ends in 'u-n-t' that means
something associated with women?"
The man feels uncomfortable. He thinks and thinks. Finally, he says,
"The only word I can think of is aunt."
The Pope looks at him and asks, "Do you have an eraser?"
passenger that the Pope is going to be on the flight.
... "WOW, great!" he thinks, being a devout Christian, "What a good place to be today."
Just before the aircraft doors are closed the Pope enters the plane Airplane and sits next to him.
I am surely blessed the man thinks. Here I am, a good Catholic on a flight with the Pope sitting next to me.
The plane takes off and after a few minutes, the passengers take off their seat belts.
The man looks sideways and sees the Pope reaching into his bag to take out a crossword book.
Marvelous, he thinks, not only am I blessed with the Pope next to me but he does crosswords and so do I. He notices that the Pope is working his way through the puzzle and that the Pope is tapping his pencil.
The Pope turns to him and says, "I usually don't talk to anyone on
flights, but I wonder if you can help me?"
"Anything, your Eminence ... What is it?"
"Do you know a four-letter word that ends in 'u-n-t' that means
something associated with women?"
The man feels uncomfortable. He thinks and thinks. Finally, he says,
"The only word I can think of is aunt."
The Pope looks at him and asks, "Do you have an eraser?"
FIFY