Thursday Thread - If I Must!

[Tigerlily]

Good morning all.

 

[K_Jo]

I still have some. that reminds me I have to get the other perscription filled before it expires.

I'll pick it up for you. What pharmacy?

 

[Stang Girl]

CANCER (June 22-July 22). Complicated projects are a breeze for you. Your skills and efficiency are impressive. The stars save the best for last tonight. You finally hear the words you've been longing for -- bask in the warm feeling.

Then I woke up to the dog licking my feet.

 

[Stang Girl]

Yes You are

 

[dreamland]

So what am I going to do tomorrow without you guys? I will really need emotional support, afterall tomorrow is moving day...

You should move today and then take off tomorrow and enjoy the day with me!

 

[BadGirl]

I'll pick it up for you. What pharmacy?

Can you pick up some drugs for me, too? I am running low, and the demand is high.

 

[Stang Girl]

You should move today and then take off tomorrow and enjoy the day with me!

What am I????

 

[aps45819]

I woke up to the dog licking my feet.

What am I????

:shrug: Dog food?

 

[Stang Girl]

:shrug: Dog food?

I guess I am that is how they treat me.

 

[kwillia]

:shrug: Dog food?

Too bad I karma'd you already...

 

[Stang Girl]

Too bad I karma'd you already...

You can give some to me

 

[Kizzy]

Good morning. We are all so tired at work that we are just all goofy today.

Somebody printed this beautiful sign and stuck it over the toliet in the employee bathroom. It says:

"Do not flush until you are sure you are finished, no half ass jobs will be tolerated, thank you the management."

It is going to be a long day, considering each and every one of us is here until 6 ish this evening.

 

[bresamil]

Chopper the wondercat mistook my foot last night for a burrowing rodent and attacked. That will wake you up quickly

Sorry. Don't believe you. Chopper doesn't make mistakes.

 

[Pete]

I just scored the last pack of "Hostess Powdered Donettes" from the second floor vending machine.

 

[Pete]

Sorry. Don't believe you. Chopper doesn't make mistakes.

Sure he does.

 

[dreamland]

What am I????

you can do the same

 

[aps45819]

Chopper the wondercat mistook my foot last night for a burrowing rodent and attacked. That will wake you up quickly

Cat sat for a friend once and the frigging thing would climb up and get between the comforter and the sheet and attack my feet. Couldn't just reach down and smack him, had to pull the bed apart to get him out.

 

[Lenny]

Good morning all Today is my Thursday so quit rubbing it in if you have tomorrow off!

If you take Friday the 13th off, that means you cannot be in the office to cry with your co-workers when your job shows up on the BRAC list that day.

 

[jazz lady]

Chopper the wondercat mistook my foot last night for a burrowing rodent and attacked. That will wake you up quickly

My cat Trixie does that. It scares the bejesus out of you. Unfortunately, it's usually around 3 in the morning, so she is banished from the bedroom at night.

 

[Stang Girl]

you can do the same

Ok not on pay week. LOL