To all of you who insist on coming in here to find love:

[sockgirl77]

Well, love, affairs, flings, sex, added partners, or whatever else:

Meet and Greet
This is a forum for members who are planning events and get-togethers. Make plans and post your meeting information here.


Try this:
http://www.smdsinglessocial.com/
Or this:
http://personals.yahoo.com/us
Or maybe this:
http://www.match.com/index.aspx?Tra...486&siteID=Dm3K2hTrEY0-QRLxwK81LlSA04rrtqB3mg
:shrug:

 

[Oz]

You forgot craigslist and eros-dc... OH! And Great Mills Road...

 

[sockgirl77]

You forgot craigslist and eros-dc... OH! And Great Mills Road...

 

[Vixen]

I got lost searching Yahoo.

There are 800 personal ads on there of men who live within a 25-mile radius of Mechanicsville and like 180 women. (I just did 30-45) It’s kind of funny to read the ads. Most are divorced or out of a long term relationship, which made me think, maybe when women get out of a bad marriage or relationship, they don't want another one, whereas men, who complain about women being a PITA and whatnot seem anxious. :shrug:

I thought for sure there would be more women ads than men, since men might............ well.......... I dunno.....

 

[Kain99]

Sockgirl.. Have you lost your mind? You are turning away potenital suitors!

 

[Otter]

:bangbangbang:

 

[Christy]

:bangbangbang:

I thought you'd never ask.

 

[bresamil]

I got lost searching Yahoo.

There are 800 personal ads on there of men who live within a 25-mile radius of Mechanicsville and like 180 women. (I just did 30-45) It’s kind of funny to read the ads. Most are divorced or out of a long term relationship, which made me think, maybe when women get out of a bad marriage or relationship, they don't want another one, whereas men, who complain about women being a PITA and whatnot seem anxious. :shrug:

I thought for sure there would be more women ads than men, since men might............ well.......... I dunno.....

Men are needy.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Men are needy.

 

[Vixen]

Men are needy.

Got this in my e-mail today. I've read it before but too funny!

The Whys of Men:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN dogs?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

[SmallTown]

Why would we need a website for this stuff?? We have Christy and Steve's place. You really think the gatherings at their place are about sipping hot chocolate and eating smores? :shrug:

 

[camily]

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)



Priceless!!!!

 

[Tigerlily]

 

[aps45819]

Well, love, affairs, flings, sex, added partners, or whatever else:

Meet and Greet
This is a forum for members who are planning events and get-togethers. Make plans and post your meeting information here.


Try this:
http://www.smdsinglessocial.com/
Or this:
http://personals.yahoo.com/us
Or maybe this:
http://www.match.com/index.aspx?Tra...486&siteID=Dm3K2hTrEY0-QRLxwK81LlSA04rrtqB3mg
:shrug:

Which one did you find your new BF on?

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Got this in my e-mail today. I've read it before but too funny!

The Whys of Men:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN dogs?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

 

[Mikeinsmd]

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

Priceless!!!!

 

[BuddyLee]

You really think the gatherings at their place are about sipping hot chocolate and eating smores?

 

[Kali]

So, what you're saying is that if I decide to look for love, I need to place an ad?

 

[rack'm]

Anytime you have a collection of people, there is the chance of a hookup if both parties so desire....

 

[Kali]

Anytime you have a collection of people, there is the chance of a hookup if both parties so desire....

Will that get me in trouble with sockgirl?