To all of you who insist on coming in here to find love:

[Pete]

You got me there

Better than being a"limp noodle"

Try "Raging Boner"

 

[cattitude]

Married.

When did this happen. Your father and I are so hurt.

 

[kwillia]

Try "Raging Boner"

Sounds inflamed...

 

[RoseRed]

Sounds inflamed...

 

[Tigerlily]

Sounds inflamed...

They make a cream for that you know.

 

[Agee]

Try "Raging Boner"

 

[Dougstermd]

They make a cream for that you know.

I thout it was a jelly from Kentucky

 

[Tigerlily]

I thout it was a jelly from Kentucky

That is what got it inflamed.

 

[aps45819]

Married.

I'll give you a ride if you give me one

 

[Pete]

I'll give you a ride if you give me one

Go with her to get a cell phone at Verizon and see what the sales associate says.

 

[pixiegirl]

Go with her to get a cell phone at Verizon and see what the sales associate says.

I'm sorry honey but that was still some of the funniest crap ever! You don't look old; I look like I'm 16.

 

[aps45819]

Go with her to get a cell phone at Verizon and see what the sales associate says.

I can imagine. Every now & then some sales clerk will ask my son if he's having fun with Grandpa. The boy get's confused, the clerk gets embarrased.

 

[bresamil]

Go with her to get a cell phone at Verizon and see what the sales associate says.

I was going to post something to try to make you feel better but I couldn't stop laughing long enough to think of it.

 

[Pete]

I was going to post something to try to make you feel better but I couldn't stop laughing long enough to think of it.

It was funny. I gave Pix my old Cell to use because the goober drove over hers. We went to Verizon to get it reprogramed and I was getting a new one. The sales dude looked at me in all seriousness and said "I am sure your daughter would be very happy with the LG flip phone and the 2 year plan. I started to tell him "Daughter hell, we are banging, thats my girlfriend" But I didn't want Mighty Mite to punch me in the gut so I didn't. Of course when I looked over at her she was laughng so hard she couldn't have hit me anyway. :dur:

 

[pixiegirl]

It was funny. I gave Pix my old Cell to use because the goober drove over hers. We went to Verizon to get it reprogramed and I was getting a new one. The sales dude looked at me in all seriousness and said "I am sure your daughter would be very happy with the LG flip phone and the 2 year plan. I started to tell him "Daughter hell, we are banging, thats my girlfriend" But I didn't want Mighty Mite to punch me in the gut so I didn't. Of course when I looked over at her she was laughng so hard she couldn't have hit me anyway. :dur:

We should have gone back to look for accesories or something when I was like 8 months pregnant.

 

[Pete]

We should have gone back to look for accesories or something when I was like 8 months pregnant.

That would have been good. I could have given the dude a

 

[Oz]

I guess I'm a nobody. :sad:

Of course not...

 

[gumbo]

What was this thread about again
Oh yea!
Give me,,,,,,,,,,,,, your forum love,
just like your mothers poodle did the night before.
I'll ignor your cheap aroma and your little bo peep diploma,
Just put me in a coma, with your forum love.