Toe nail collection
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BlueBird
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A quick update....
The toe nail collection is history. As luck would have it my my son brought it to school for show and tell and I ended up having to explain a few things to the school counselor and to the teacher and principal. It was recommended that I find a new hobby. And so I did; I am now collecting belly button lint and it's going extremely well!
In just a few short weeks I've accumulated an impressive amount weighing nearly 4 oz's. By summer I could have enough to make a shirt!!!
The toe nail collection is history. As luck would have it my my son brought it to school for show and tell and I ended up having to explain a few things to the school counselor and to the teacher and principal. It was recommended that I find a new hobby. And so I did; I am now collecting belly button lint and it's going extremely well!
In just a few short weeks I've accumulated an impressive amount weighing nearly 4 oz's. By summer I could have enough to make a shirt!!!
ashliekay711
New Member
i know this is old... but i really hope this entire thread was a joke lol
nomoney
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I'd LOVE to know what you were searching for that led you to stumble across a thread about toenail clippings
ashliekay711
New Member
I'd LOVE to know what you were searching for that led you to stumble across a thread about toenail clippings
didn't search anything, just bored at work and started going through old posts, stumbled upon this one in the hobbies section... wish i hadn't lol
SoMDGirl42
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Toxick
Splat
are you bluebird, or do we have a second collection of nail clippings up for grabs?
I'm not bluebird, but my collection is not up for grabs.
I'm keeping it until it can be effectively used as some kind of nuclear fuel.
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Bronwyn
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I'd LOVE to know what you were searching for that led you to stumble across a thread about toenail clippings
I've read it all now.
SassyLady
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twinoaks207
Having Fun!
OMG!!!
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D-35
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Your Toe-Nail Open-Sore Oozing
Relax Pilgrim!!
You just need my "MY SMEGMA" cloudy disinfectant ointment and balm canned emollient cream!
Stand-By! Here It Comes...............
ENJOY!
YOU DID WHAT???????
Relax Pilgrim!!
You just need my "MY SMEGMA" cloudy disinfectant ointment and balm canned emollient cream!
Stand-By! Here It Comes...............
ENJOY!
Retrodeb54
Surely you jest ...
Wrap broken up (not totally crushed) pieces of chalk in cheesecloth and tied off.
*leaves thread wondering* Why oh why did I come in here? Why oh why did I respond? Yes, I see the light, I'm coming......
*leaves thread wondering* Why oh why did I come in here? Why oh why did I respond? Yes, I see the light, I'm coming......
BlueBird
Well-Known Member
So it has been awhile since I parted with my impressive Toe nail collection and I just thought I would give a quick update on what's been keeping me busy lately.
As some of you may recall I started a belly button lint collection soon after selling my huge toe nail collection to a very lucky buyer. The belly button lint collection has grown at an astronomical rate. For some strange but equally impressive reason my belly button cavity (which is quite deep) can hold some very incredible amounts of lint. In fact, I'll put my belly button up against any dryer lint trap out there, anywhere in the world. In the last year alone I've collected a few hundred pounds of some very high quality belly button lint.
The lint appears to be a very complex blend of chest and stomach hair woven with particles of polyester, rayon, dead skin and cotton. It's quite soft and comfortable to sleep on. We took my belly button lint collection camping with us a few weeks back and when it started to rain it did get a little wet. Much to our surprise it didn't smell as bad as you might think. We sat it out by the fire where it dried off very fast. Some of it did catch on fire and I'll admit that it produced a very un pleasent arome. Most likely due to the burning hair and dead skin trapped between the super high tech fibers. We all slept very well on it though.
In the future I imagine my belly button lint collection being enormous and taking up more space than I can dedicate to such a collection. When this happens I will look into making cute stuffed animals using the belly button lint and selling them at Walmart for $2.99. I think that will be a fair price for a superior quality stuffed animal. It's rewarding to know that in the future my belly button lint will be as big a part of your lives as it is mine. Perhaps my belly button lint holds cures for things like cancer, or other deadly diseases. It's even possible that my belly button lint could solve world hunger and halt global warming. I also think it's possible that my belly button lint could some how be used to fuel future manned missions to Mars or even Pluto. Pluto is no longer considered a planet but my belly button lint could get us there to find out for sure and that sure would be cool....
As some of you may recall I started a belly button lint collection soon after selling my huge toe nail collection to a very lucky buyer. The belly button lint collection has grown at an astronomical rate. For some strange but equally impressive reason my belly button cavity (which is quite deep) can hold some very incredible amounts of lint. In fact, I'll put my belly button up against any dryer lint trap out there, anywhere in the world. In the last year alone I've collected a few hundred pounds of some very high quality belly button lint.
The lint appears to be a very complex blend of chest and stomach hair woven with particles of polyester, rayon, dead skin and cotton. It's quite soft and comfortable to sleep on. We took my belly button lint collection camping with us a few weeks back and when it started to rain it did get a little wet. Much to our surprise it didn't smell as bad as you might think. We sat it out by the fire where it dried off very fast. Some of it did catch on fire and I'll admit that it produced a very un pleasent arome. Most likely due to the burning hair and dead skin trapped between the super high tech fibers. We all slept very well on it though.
In the future I imagine my belly button lint collection being enormous and taking up more space than I can dedicate to such a collection. When this happens I will look into making cute stuffed animals using the belly button lint and selling them at Walmart for $2.99. I think that will be a fair price for a superior quality stuffed animal. It's rewarding to know that in the future my belly button lint will be as big a part of your lives as it is mine. Perhaps my belly button lint holds cures for things like cancer, or other deadly diseases. It's even possible that my belly button lint could solve world hunger and halt global warming. I also think it's possible that my belly button lint could some how be used to fuel future manned missions to Mars or even Pluto. Pluto is no longer considered a planet but my belly button lint could get us there to find out for sure and that sure would be cool....
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Pushrod
Patriot
Too bad you got rid of your toenail collection. I have this wonderful collection of toenail scrapings and toe cheese (yes, I know I shouldn't have combined them both together and decreased their individual values). I keep them in a 5 gallon bucket with is about 3/4 full in my chest freezer. I actually spread some on toast one time, but it really didn't taste all that impressive and gave me really bad breath for the rest of the day. Anyway, we could have combined our collections and sold them for some really BIG money if you hadn't of already got rid of your collection 
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BlueBird
Well-Known Member
Too bad you got rid of your toenail collection. I have this wonderful collection of toenail scrapings and toe cheese (yes, I know I shouldn't have combined them both together and decreased their individual values). I keep them in a 5 gallon bucket with is about 3/4 full in my chest freezer. I actually spread some on toast one time, but it really didn't taste all that impressive and gave me really bad breath for the rest of the day. Anyway, we could have combined our collections and sold them for some really BIG money if you hadn't of already got rid of your collection
I have no interest in combining my collections with those of others. Toe Cheese on toast is a very gross idea.... What's wrong with you? This would be the equivelant of me eating some of the dead skin I like to collect and use for making helloween masks. 1. It would be a huge waste of dead skin and 2. Dead skin doesn't have much flavor.
Pushrod
Patriot
But they call it toe "cheese"! And cheese is a fine product to eat, so logic only leads one to have to try it, just like I would try a taste of the moon since it is reportedly made of swiss cheese.